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coachwheelled adj. Describing a drinker who attempts a cartwheel and completes chiefly the falling portion. Matrim went coachwheelled beside the buffet and required assistance with both feet. coachwhipped adj. A drinker who moves with a long, irregular sweep, as though directing horses from behind. coachwhippinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every handrail receives elaborate square binding before being released. Danita became coachwhippinged and spent ten minutes decorating the banister with both hands. coachwomanned adj. The state of being drunk and driving the conversation from the front, regardless of its destination. Shermica became coachwomanned and steered three strangers towards an argument about parking. coachwooded adj. The condition of a drinker who remains upright, straight-backed and faintly fragrant, despite the grain showing. Kiomy stood coachwooded beside the bar, straight as a trunk and equally difficult to move. coachworked adj. The drunkenness of one who has become an attractive outer shell with no reliable mechanism underneath. Yaphett looked coachworked at the party, polished above the waist and uncertain on stairs. coachwrighted adj. Reduced by drink to constructing an entire vehicle from whatever furniture is nearest. Eythel became coachwrighted and began assembling a carriage from chairs and a sideboard. coachyarded adj. Softened by drink into lingering beside the inn, ready to be parked rather than taken home. Leovardo grew coachyarded outside the pub and accepted the bench as permanent accommodation. coacteed adj. Sharpened by drink into a willing participant in someone else's forceful plan. Lili-jeanne became coacteed and helped persuade the reluctant party towards the stairs. coactioned adj. Loosened by drink into either restraining or impelling others, often within the same sentence. Yoav went coactioned, alternately stopping people leaving and urging them towards the taxi. coactivationed adj. Emboldened by drink to activate two or more people together, usually for an ill-timed expedition. Jassidy became coactivationed and recruited the whole table for a stairway inspection. coactivatored adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a protein waiting for someone else to begin transcription. Peyton stood coactivatored at the landing until another guest suggested moving a foot. coactivitied adj. Drunk and acting together with another person in a unity neither can coordinate. Randalynn and Kensley went coactivitied, attempting the same step and sharing its consequences. coactored adj. Drunk to the point where every movement requires a second organism participating in the decision. Cienna went coactored on the stairs and negotiated each step with the banister. coactosinned adj. Drunk enough to bind to every available surface while pretending this is muscular research. Zalaiya became coactosinned and adhered to the wall during the descent. coactualizationed adj. Drunk past the point of separate movement, achieving joint actualisation with the nearest companion.