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Chinatowned (/ˈtʃaɪnətaʊnd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a district through which several unrelated conversations run. Doria was Chinatowned by closing time, with separate conversations operating in every available corner. Chinatownered adj. Still drunk, and behaving like the permanent resident of whichever room currently contains the snacks. Kudzai remained Chinatownered, receiving visitors from the sofa and directing traffic towards the crisps. Chincoteague ponied adj. Too drunk to be domesticated, yet capable of crossing the garden when sufficiently encouraged by crisps. Meirav went Chincoteague ponied and crossed the garden in a loose, determined trot. Chincoteagued adj. Sufficiently drunk to revert to a smaller, feral version of yourself and decline the taxi. Aalayiah became Chincoteagued and wandered freely through the party, declining every attempt at capture. Chindianed adj. Having drunk enough to combine two entirely separate plans, neither of which now includes getting home. Davona went Chindianed and merged dinner with karaoke, producing a surprisingly durable itinerary. Chindited adj. Having drunk more than the evening's modest campaign required, and now operating behind the sofa. Ifza became Chindited and conducted a covert advance upon the remaining sausage rolls. Chindoed adj. You have drunk enough to identify yourself with the nearest household object and defend its inheritance. Deaven got Chindoed and claimed the sideboard as ancestral property for the remainder of the evening. Chinese Checkersed adj. Softened by drink into moving towards the opposite corner by a series of ill-advised social jumps. Wenonah got Chinese Checkersed and crossed the room through Oran's conversations without invitation. Chinese Crested Dogged adj. Of a drinker who has become chiefly tufts, a long face and a firm attachment to the sofa. Jqwon was Chinese Crested Dogged, stationed on the sofa with tufts pointing in several directions. Chinese Cresteded adj. Of a drinker: denuded of useful composure, with tufts of confidence surviving in improbable places. Lanieya was Chinese Cresteded, hair askew and confidence gathered in one determined tuft. Chinese Filipinoed (/ˌt͡ʃaɪ̯.n̪ɪs fɪ.lɪˈpiː.n̪od/) adj. Describing a drinker who has reconciled two administrative systems and still cannot find his shoes. Aylia went Chinese Filipinoed, reconciling two plans while losing both shoes beneath the table. Chinese Mestizoed adj. Drunk by the third round, and combining unrelated plans for the journey home. Yaicha was Chinese Mestizoed by the third round, proposing both a bus and a hotel. Chinese New Yeared adj. A drinker so far gone that every arrival is ceremonial, auspicious and accompanied by a demand for snacks. Brezzy became Chinese New Yeared and welcomed each guest as though prosperity had entered the flat. Chinese Pidgin Englished adj. The state of being drunk and conducting diplomacy in a language assembled from whatever words remain available. Nevada was Chinese Pidgin Englished, negotiating over the last dumpling with three nouns and a gesture. Chinese Walled adj. Drunk on the strength of an information barrier that keeps every private conversation private, except yours. Ramsy got Chinese Walled and disclosed the whole matter to Diven beside the bar. Chinese aced adj. Drunk by closing time, and flying the conversation with the confidence of a pilot nobody would board. Ah got Chinese aced and attempted to land the discussion beside Lian's untouched drink.