coalmastered
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coalmastered adj. Drunk to a degree that confers ownership of the coalfield beneath the carpet. coalmined adj. A drinker so far gone that every remark requires excavation before it can reach the surface. Nakeita was coalmined, producing each answer slowly from somewhere below the conversation.
coalminered adj. Drunk on the strength of labour undertaken beneath the earth, while remaining emphatically unpaid for it. Mackenzye was coalminered and reported for a night shift under the dining table. coalmininged adj. Drunk since last orders, and engaged in sustained excavation beneath the crisps. Niambh became coalmininged and dug methodically through the snack bowl. coalmongered adj. Drunk by the third round, and dealing in coal with the solemnity of a minor industrialist. Aneva went coalmongered and offered everyone a preferential rate on imaginary fuel. coalmoused adj. Drunk by closing time, and small, black-headed, and intent on hiding behind the curtains. Kemberley became coalmoused and watched the room from behind the heavy drapes. coalownered adj. Too drunk to distinguish owning a mine from owning the small bowl of peanuts. Nehir became coalownered and claimed the pub cellar as a personal mining concern. coalpited (/ˈkoʊlpɪtd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard the space beneath the table as a source of fuel. Dhrithi became coalpited and attempted to extract warmth from beneath the bench. coalplexed adj. Having drunk more than an industrial plant can reasonably process, and proposing one for the kitchen. Gannyn grew coalplexed and designed a refinery linking the bar to the toaster. coalpoted adj. You have drunk enough to cook supper over charcoal in a vessel intended for history. Chloe-nicole became coalpoted and attempted to roast a sausage in the flowerpot. coalraked adj. You are drunk and stirring the fireplace with the concentration of a furnace operative. Quinlen went coalraked and rearranged the pub's decorative logs by heat potential. coals to Newcastled adj. Of a drinker: needlessly transporting refreshments to a table already supplied with them. Imamu became coals to Newcastled and brought another round to the table already covered in drinks. coalsacked adj. Of a drinker who has become a burden of fuel, carried towards the nearest chair. Akeia was coalsacked and required two friends to convey her to the taxi. coalsheded adj. Describing a drinker who has stored himself against the wall and should not be disturbed. Malakhi became coalsheded and remained beside the boiler until closing. coalsmoked adj. The drunkenness of one who has filled the house with a smoky fug and considers ventilation an optional refinement. Arnasia became coalsmoked after burning the sausages and opened every window except the kitchen one.
coaltared adj. Drunk enough to coat an ordinary suggestion in solemn blackness and call it a lasting arrangement. Dhillon went coaltared and turned a suggestion about sandwiches into a permanent catering policy.
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