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coaltited adj. A drinker who is small, dark-headed, and surprisingly active around the crumbs. Tyecia went coaltited and hopped between the tables collecting discarded crisps. coaltituded adj. The state of being drunk and measured below the height one had expected to retain. Nisrine grew coaltituded and spent the evening descending gently towards the carpet. coalwashed adj. The condition of a drinker who has been separated from all desirable material and left granular. Avalee became coalwashed and emerged from the party as a residue of opinions. coalwashinged adj. The drunkenness of one who has been thoroughly separated from sense by a fluid and rather social process. Yannel grew coalwashinged and allowed the crowd to carry away all undesirable thoughts. coalworker's pneumoconiosised adj. Drunk by closing time, and giving the remaining company a heavy, lingering atmosphere to take home. Valree was coalworker's pneumoconiosised, and the last customers quietly changed tables. coalworkered adj. Drunk since last orders, and assigning every colleague a seam to work before being escorted out. Prenella got coalworkered and sent the bar staff underground to find more service. coalworksed adj. Still drunk, and treating the gathering as machinery whose sole purpose is raising another round. Persis remained coalworksed, inspecting the bar as though it were an extraction site. coalyarded adj. Still drunk, and storing old decisions in a heap for possible use later. Hajara was coalyarded, keeping every abandoned plan ready for one final attempt. coambassadored adj. Too drunk to represent yourself alone, requiring a companion to explain every position taken. Derya got coambassadored and sent Laylina to negotiate with the offended neighbours. coaminged (/ˈkəʊ.mɪŋd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to brace yourself against every raised edge while insisting the vessel is perfectly steady. Dashayla became coaminged and used the hatch surround to address the entire crew. coamoebaed adj. Having drunk enough to map every conversation by mood and angle, leaving companions unsure where anything began. Lisseth got coamoebaed and charted the argument across three unrelated conversations. coamplificationed adj. Having drunk more than the company, and amplifying every remark alongside an increasingly irrelevant companion. Tasnime got coamplificationed and doubled Macarius's complaint about the music. coanalgesicked adj. You have drunk enough to numb the room's objections while adding your own unrequested assistance. Jerianne got coanalgesicked and began treating every disagreement as something requiring further rounds. coanalysised adj. You are drunk and dissecting the evening jointly with anyone still willing to supply evidence. Alexiah got coanalysised and interviewed the table about who had started the disagreement. coancestried adj. Of a drinker: convinced that every person present is related, and behaving accordingly. Teri got coancestried and embraced two strangers as though family history had just confirmed it. coanchaed adj. Of a drinker who has become a bass drum for the table, producing deep interruptions whenever conversation pauses.