cock and ball tortured
cock of the roosted

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cock and ball tortured adj. The condition of a drinker who applies elaborate pain or constriction to a decision that needed leaving alone. Anzel got cock and ball tortured and fastened the napkin ring around the wrong object. cock and bulled adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently invents an elaborate explanation and expects it to survive questions. Corona got cock and bulled and explained the missing umbrella through maritime law.
cock and henned adj. Reduced by drink to ten pounds' worth of confidence, spent before the arithmetic is checked. Dakari was cock and henned by midnight, spending ten pounds of confidence before checking the balance. cock blocked adj. Having drunk more than the evening could accommodate, and preventing two strangers from getting any nearer by joining their conversation. Bilinda went cock blocked and inserted herself between the couple discussing taxis. cock blockered adj. You are drunk and impeding somebody else's flirtation with the confidence of an appointed official. Santiago became cock blockered and interviewed the man approaching his sister about his intentions. cock caged adj. Softened by drink into treating a restrictive receptacle as the obvious answer to an unrelated difficulty. Rommel got cock caged and tried to secure the troublesome umbrella in a travel case. cock cheesed adj. Sharpened by drink into finding a dried residue on an awkward object and making it everyone's concern. Solanch got cock cheesed and inspected the candle wax beneath the bar towel. cock egged adj. Emboldened by drink to lay an apparently complete plan that conspicuously lacks its central substance. Cloi got cock egged and submitted a yolkless breakfast as a business proposal. cock eyed adj. The drunkenness of one who has assigned each object a slightly different direction. Kaidan went cock eyed and addressed the lamp from an angle. cock feathered adj. Slowed by drink to choosing the least relevant arrow component as the basis for a tactical decision. Stein got cock feathered and spent ten minutes aligning the wrong end of the dart. cock holstered adj. Drunk and confidently placing unrelated objects into whatever receptacle seems available. Romal got cock holstered and stored the bread knife in the umbrella stand. cock in the henhoused adj. Drunk enough to mistake a room containing several women for an invitation to conduct negotiations. Lonyea got cock in the henhoused and introduced himself to the kitchen queue as its natural leader. cock juiced adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a bodily fluid from a persuasive argument. Aalyssa got cock juiced and claimed the spilled tonic was evidence of good breeding. cock knockered adj. Drunk in a way that makes every quiet conversation seem an invitation to be objectionable. Clairity grew cock knockered and corrected the scorekeeper without being asked. cock of the plainsed adj. Drunk beyond recognising a sage grouse as wildlife rather than an elected regional representative. Jvontae got cock of the plainsed and gave the garden bird a speech about land management.
cock of the roosted adj. Drunk in a way that makes a proud person believe the entire pub has accepted his command. Aasha got cock of the roosted and appointed the quietest customer keeper of the crisps.
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