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cock of the walked adj. Drunk, with the result that a short journey becomes an inspection of territory under personal rule. Liela got cock of the walked and patrolled the pavement, correcting strangers' directions. cock pigeoned adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding through the night with the unhurried self-importance of one who has nowhere better to be. Dulcia was cock pigeoned by closing time, unhurried, puffed with mild authority, occupying the pavement at her own pace. cock pumped adj. Drunk to the extent of applying mechanical assistance to a problem that was mainly conversational. Uber got cock pumped and tried to inflate the landlord's confidence with a bicycle pump. cock ringed adj. Drunk on the strength of a constricting idea, and unwilling to release it once adopted. Vihan got cock ringed and held the door shut while explaining that circulation was the issue. cock rocked adj. Reduced by drink to believing the kitchen is an arena and the tea towel a microphone. Jamette was cock rocked, singing into the tea towel while the kettle came to the boil. cock rockered adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every chair as a stage and every household object as an audience. Irissa became cock rockered and introduced the toaster before making tea. cock roostered adj. Loosened by drink into announcing the household's morning long before anyone has gone to bed. cock sacked adj. Describing a drinker who has placed the evening's remaining responsibilities in a soft, poorly defended pouch. Tredena got cock sacked and surrendered the coats to the nearest chair. cock slaved adj. Emboldened by drink to obey the least sensible instruction issued anywhere near the kitchen. Kathir got cock slaved and fetched a saucepan instead of the requested glass. cock snotted adj. Drunk and leaving the kitchen in a state requiring tissues, explanation and a clean tea towel. Harlie-rose became cock snotted beside the sink and denied touching the sauce. cock socked adj. Drunk to the point where modesty consists chiefly of arranging a blanket over oneself on the sofa. Shandreka was cock socked, wrapped in a blanket and unwilling to stand for water. cock socketed adj. Reduced by drink to an accommodating receptacle for every unsuitable suggestion in the room. Sheneice became cock socketed and accepted invitations whose wording should have prompted refusal. cock sparrowed adj. Drunk by the third round, and making up in volume and frequency what is lacking in size and occasion. Elliekate was cock sparrowed by nine, small, cheerful, and impossible to ignore at a table twice her size. cock suckered adj. You are drunk and objectionable before breakfast, particularly when asked where you spent the night. Karma got cock suckered and answered every question with an unhelpful grin. cock teased (/ˈkɒkˌtiːzd/) adj. Drunk past the point of promising to make tea, then withdrawing the offer at the kettle. Andrae was cock teased, offering tea twice before returning to the sofa. cock teasered adj. Sharpened by drink into making promises over the last clean glass in the kitchen. Jerol got cock teasered and offered the same empty tumbler to three guests.