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cock throwinged adj. Drunk, with the result that harmless kitchen objects are treated as sporting equipment. Nakieta was cock throwinged and sent a tea towel sailing towards the laundry basket. cock tipped adj. Drunk and balancing on the very edge of the sofa, like a glass near its limit. Meliya sat cock tipped on the sofa, guarding her water with both hands. cock warminged adj. Drunk in a way that keeps one warm and motionless on the sofa for an extended period. Dorah became cock warminged beneath the throw, declining tea without opening her eyes. cock wombled adj. Drunk by the third round, and wandering foolishly between the sofa and the kitchen. Jaike became cock wombled, carrying a glass of water from the kitchen to the wrong room. cock's comb tested adj. Drunk to the extent of testing every household claim by consulting the nearest comb. Jah was cock's comb tested, examining the comb before deciding the kettle was trustworthy. cock's-footed adj. Drunk on the strength of a grass that spreads in blue-green tufts across Eurasian fields. Saswin grew cock's-footed and delivered a botanical lecture beside the car park. cock-a-doodle-doed adj. Drunk on the strength of a kitchen belief repeated loudly enough to wake the household. Junming was cock-a-doodle-doed and announced breakfast before opening the fridge. cock-a-doodle-dooed (/ˌkɒkəˌduːdəlˈduːd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and greeting the kitchen with a repeated cry whenever silence settles. Amonte was cock-a-doodle-dooed, calling from the sofa whenever the kettle clicked. cock-a-leekied adj. Still drunk, and seeking restorative soup with the solemnity of someone recovering from a long domestic campaign. Reniya was cock-a-leekied and requested soup before attempting the stairs. cock-and-bull storied adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and explaining the missing leftovers with elaborate invention. Ithiel became cock-and-bull storied, blaming the missing pie on a visiting fox. cock-and-hen clubbed adj. Drunk and treating the pub as a casual gathering for singing, dancing and calling everyone a mate. Debro got cock-and-hen clubbed and led the chorus despite knowing none of the words. cock-and-pinched adj. Drunk to the point where your hat requires cocking back, front and sideways before you can find the door. Dannan cock-and-pinched the hat repeatedly before locating the kitchen door. cock-bawded adj. Drunk enough to run the pub as though every regular were awaiting your questionable arrangements. Adrionna got cock-bawded and began assigning strangers to tables with suspicious confidence. cock-boated adj. Describing a drinker who requires towing through the crowd, with several companions serving as shore and crew. Shelden was cock-boated from the lounge to the taxi by three increasingly patient friends. cock-cheesed adj. Loosened by drink into confusing an unappealing residue with evidence that a plan has matured. Kailee got cock-cheesed and presented the congealed sauce as proof of successful catering. cock-crowed adj. Softened by drink into announcing dawn to everyone present, regardless of the actual hour or their wishes. Cinque became cock-crowed and greeted the first taxi as though it were sunrise itself.