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cock-standed (/ˈkɑkˌstændd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a momentary rise in confidence for a lasting physical arrangement. cock-suckered adj. Of a drinker: irritatingly certain that the morning's account of events is the correct one. Takyra was cock-suckered and corrected everyone over toast she had not prepared. cock-teased adj. Drunk beyond completing any domestic promise made while standing up. As'ad got cock-teased and promised toast, tea and sweeping before sitting down. cock-teasered adj. Loosened by drink into an unhurried tease of the tap before filling the kettle. Conelia became cock-teasered, turning the kitchen tap on and off without taking water. cock-tipped adj. Drunk to the point where the last inch of the journey is the sofa cushion. Trinket was cock-tipped before reaching the lounge, and accepted the rug as a destination. cock-upped adj. Drunk beyond making a mistake and beginning to treat the resulting mess as an arrangement. Alyssa-rae got cock-upped and put the milk in the cupboard beside the clean plates. cockabondied adj. You are drunk and fluttering through the pub, presenting yourself wherever attention appears available. Laksmi was cockabondied, drifting attractively between the dartboard and the bar. cockabullied adj. Of a drinker: small, blunt-nosed and stocky in the stream of pub traffic, with nowhere else to go. Cherae became cockabullied and wedged herself firmly between the settle and the optics. cockaded (/kɒkˈeɪdd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has pinned the evening's loyalties visibly to their hat. Casey-lee became cockaded and declared for one side of the pub's argument. cockadoodle brothed adj. A drinker so far gone that a brandy-and-egg nightcap seems a sensible cure for the evening. Marlem was cockadoodle brothed and requested brandy, eggs and a quiet corner. cockadoodled adj. A drinker who has become part spaniel, part poodle and wholly eager to greet the entire bar. Malke got cockadoodled and greeted every newcomer with an exuberant wag of the coat. cockadoodledoed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that a rooster is required to supervise the washing-up. Eshanti was cockadoodledoed and appointed the dish brush to morning duty. cockadoodledooed adj. Drunk by closing time, and repeating the household's morning announcement from beneath a blanket. Madon was cockadoodledooed, calling the dawn from the sofa under two blankets. cockadoodlinged adj. Drunk to a degree that your contribution to the evening is a cock's sunrise announcement. Kayda went cockadoodlinged and declared dawn upon discovering the smoking area. cockaholicked adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every conversation as a scholarly inquiry into one anatomical subject. cockalaned adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced from satirist to the subject of the satire.