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cockatoo grassed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the lawn for a tropical savannah and lain down accordingly. Libera became cockatoo grassed and inspected the lawn from a horizontal position. cockatoo parroted adj. Reduced by drink to repeating one bright fact about a small Australian bird until breakfast. Myunique went cockatoo parroted and explained the bird's identity to three successive strangers. cockatooed adj. A drinker so far gone that every raised glass becomes a curved beak and every foot a spare toe. Letah, cockatooed, spent the cab journey arranging her feet alphabetically. cockatouched adj. Softened by drink into a freshwater fish, cold, bewildered and found nowhere near Canada. Angadveer became cockatouched and gazed at the ice bucket as though it contained a lake. cockatriced (/ˈkɒkətɹaɪsd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a legendary rooster-dragon, then brought low by the need for a kebab. Bayden became cockatriced and surveyed the pub as though guarding an ancient hoard. cockatushed adj. Sharpened by drink into a freshwater fish with opinions, a northern address and no means of reaching it. Amarri went cockatushed and demanded the ice bucket be returned to Canada. cockaweed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the people at the table from a long-tailed duck, and insisting they introduce themselves. Alizabeth became cockaweed and asked the barmaid whether the nearest customer migrated seasonally. cockbaged adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every person nearby regret having offered an opinion, including the person who offered none. Natalia got cockbaged and challenged the quietest guest to defend his choice of pudding. cockbirded adj. Having drunk enough to strut among companions as though each were rival game and the room his preserve. Rennick went cockbirded and guarded the crisps from three perfectly civil relatives. cockblocked adj. You have drunk enough to obstruct a promising flirtation by becoming its longest and least invited participant. Mitze got cockblocked and spent the rest of the evening explaining romance to a couple at the bar. cockblockered adj. Of a drinker: an obstacle to another person's romantic progress, usually by remaining beside both parties and speaking. Shenna got cockblockered and described her colleague's entire dating history to his intended companion. cockblockinged adj. Of a drinker who has turned impeding somebody else's romantic prospects into the evening's principal social duty. Zyron went cockblockinged and redirected every promising conversation towards railway timetables. cockboated adj. A drinker who must be ferried between companions because standing ashore has become impractical. Madhura ended the evening cockboated, escorted from the garden to the front door by committee. cockbrained adj. The state of being drunk and confidently stupid in front of people who had previously respected you. Bobbie-jade went cockbrained and asked the pianist to play the national anthem of Denmark. cockbreathed adj. The condition of a drinker who addresses friends as contemptible objects and expects continued hospitality. Lijana became cockbreathed and called the host an idiot while requesting another blanket. cockbulged adj. The drunkenness of one who has made an unmistakable spectacle of themselves and cannot understand the room's silence. Sara-maude got cockbulged and wondered why nobody would lend her the tablecloth.