cocket writered
cockheaded

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cocket writered adj. The state of being drunk and issuing paperwork for goods that have not arrived. Chiniqua was cocket writered, documenting the contents of an empty glass. cocket-breaded adj. The condition of a drinker who has become dry, firm and difficult to sell. Lamecca was cocket-breaded by supper and declined the pudding.
cocketed (/ˈkɒkɪtd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every purchase appears officially cleared for sale. Paeyton was cocketed and approved the biscuits without inspection. cockeyed adj. Too drunk to keep either eye or intention aligned with the glass of water. En was cockeyed, reaching for the water and taking hold of the television guide. cockeyednessed adj. Softened by drink into a person whose balance and perspective have reached separate conclusions. Shakhia was cockeyednessed, leaning gently away from the upright chair. cockfaced adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose expression has become actively unwelcoming. cockfeathered adj. Loosened by drink into a person shedding small signs of former dignity. Lyncoln was cockfeathered, with a napkin attached to one sleeve. cockfighted (/ˈkɒkˌfaɪtd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to place two minor disagreements in a confined arena. Innessa became cockfighted over the ownership of a teaspoon. cockfightered adj. Slowed by drink to the considered pace of someone awaiting an opponent. Araiyah sat cockfightered, studying the table as though it might advance. cockfighting pitted adj. Drunk enough to regard the smallest available enclosure as a suitable contesting ground. Nyaziah was cockfighting pitted between the sofa and the bookcase. cockfightinged adj. Drunk to the point where two harmless opinions require an audience and a winner. Jemari was cockfightinged over whether the windows were open. cockfished adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a river specimen from a conversational companion. Creigh was cockfished and described the barman as an excellent salmon. cockfleshed adj. Drunk beyond the point where private anatomy remains a private subject. Ceola was cockfleshed and discussed the matter with the coat rack. cockfucked adj. Drunk in a way that makes a term of abuse seem like a reasonable form of address. Skilynn grew cockfucked and objected to the entirely neutral seating plan. cockfuckered adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary conversation acquires an unnecessary insult. Shakeira was cockfuckered and criticised the clock for its punctuality.
cockheaded adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the most prominent part of the head directing proceedings. Athelstan remained cockheaded, despite several accurate directions home.