cockneycalitied
cockroach wasped

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cockneycalitied (/kɒknɪˈkælɪtɪd/) adj. Drunk beyond a collection of small habits, phrases and coat-related opinions acquired during the evening. Haidy became cockneycalitied and corrected the route home from the back seat. cockneyed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the pub door from the way home. Tylah was cockneyed and waited outside the off-licence for a taxi that never came.
cockneyessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the coat stand seem to require personal representation. Kieisha got cockneyessed and addressed the coat stand before attempting the taxi. cockneyficationed adj. Drunk in a way that gives the household objects accents they have not earned. Julus became cockneyficationed and addressed the kettle as though it had just arrived from Bow. cockneyismed adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary departure acquires a local ceremonial manner. Hayleigh got cockneyismed and announced the final round as though opening a civic meeting. cockneyshipped adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the evening's accumulated mannerisms into luggage for the journey home. Briella was cockneyshipped and carried three opinions about coats into the taxi. cockocracied adj. Drunk to the extent of appointing yourself unquestioned authority over the rounds and the route home. Kadieleigh became cockocracied and decided who needed another round. cockpaddled adj. Drunk on the strength of a single male fish and still attempting to steer the evening home. Gaia got cockpaddled and paddled an imaginary boat towards the taxi rank. cockpit recordered adj. Drunk by closing time, and preserving every shouted instruction from the journey home for later review. Kavis got cockpit recordered and narrated the taxi ride into his phone. cockpit voice recordered adj. Too drunk to leave without providing a complete spoken account of the flight deck, though no aircraft is present. cockpited (/ˈkɒkˌpɪtd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the space between pub and taxi as an arena. Masaki got cockpited and turned the cloakroom into a competitive event. cockpunched adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the final round for a blow below the belt. Pervie got cockpunched by last orders and folded gently against the coat stand. cockringed adj. The drunkenness of one who maintains an unreasonably firm opinion about the last glass of water. Trashon, cockringed, refused to release the tumbler although nobody else wanted it. cockroach of the seaed adj. You have drunk enough to move home slowly, heavily and with misplaced confidence in your shell. Uswa got cockroach of the seaed and took the taxi as though boarding a trawler. cockroach taxied adj. You are drunk and travelling home in a vehicle whose roadworthiness is a matter of optimism. Iben got cockroach taxied and accepted the battered minibus as the evening's final round.
cockroach wasped adj. Of a drinker: small, persistent and intent on waking the dormant occupants of every coat pocket. Tenzin got cockroach wasped and searched each coat for a route home.
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