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cockroached (/ˈkɒkɹəʊt͡ʃd/) adj. Having drunk more than the available exits can reasonably accommodate. Adelaido was cockroached by closing time and remained under the cloakroom bench. cockroachicided adj. Of a drinker who has been eliminated from the evening by a substance stronger than the final round. Charlie-mai was cockroachicided before the taxi arrived and slept beneath the coats. cocksacked adj. A drinker who has become loose, vulnerable and chiefly concerned with where to put the coats. Andreja got cocksacked and sat carefully beside the cloakroom until the taxi came. cockscombed adj. A drinker so far gone that the red crest of the evening is visible before the journey home begins. Rocelin got cockscombed and wore a scarlet hat that belonged to nobody present. cockscrowed adj. The state of being drunk and announcing the end of the evening at regular, inconvenient intervals. Haruyoshi got cockscrowed and declared last orders three times before midnight. cockservered adj. Drunk to the extent of offering unsolicited service with the solemnity of a professional. cocksfooted adj. Drunk since last orders, and spreading through the room in coarse blue-green clumps. Emmerson became cocksfooted and colonised the entire bench with botanical persistence. cockshafted adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a narrow, unhelpfully functional projection. Georden became cockshafted and occupied the doorway with singularly directional purpose. cocksheaded adj. Drunk by closing time, and crowned with small, spiny convictions which nobody had requested. Jyena grew cocksheaded and produced prickly opinions at every stage of the discussion. cockshied adj. You are drunk and throwing small objects at fixed targets with unnecessary civic enthusiasm. Ammerie became cockshied and challenged the mantelpiece to a contest involving wrapped mints. cockshited adj. Still drunk, and objectionable in the unremarkable, thoroughly established manner of a nuisance. Raice remained cockshited and disputed the bill with the confidence of a permanent nuisance. cockshooted adj. Sufficiently drunk to cast oneself about indiscriminately, as though woodland game might be listening. Coley grew cockshooted and cast greetings across the pub with improbable range. cockshoted adj. Too drunk to distinguish private evidence from material suitable for general circulation. Janka became cockshoted and attempted to document himself against the landlord's advice. cockshut timed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake evening twilight for a permanent administrative arrangement. cockshutted adj. Having drunk enough to become an evening snare for anyone attempting a quiet departure. Mistydawn was cockshutted and caught three acquaintances who had thought themselves safely leaving. cocksicled adj. Of a drinker: cold, rigid, and regrettably committed to the anatomical metaphor. Iffany became cocksicled and requested a blanket for an entirely non-medical emergency.