cockskinned
cockstanded

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cockskinned adj. Of a drinker who has shed all social covering while retaining a suspiciously anatomical vocabulary. Christiona became cockskinned and discussed personal boundaries with the table lamp. cockslaped adj. Describing a drinker who has replaced ordinary emphasis with a most regrettable physical gesture. Talissia became cockslaped and punctuated the toast with an act nobody had authorised.
cockslaved adj. Slowed by drink to accepting domestic orders only after a considerable pause and a drink of water. Louida was cockslaved, taking three minutes to carry a glass from the sink. cocksleeved adj. A drinker who has mistaken a private accessory for a plausible item of formal attire. Taysen became cocksleeved and defended the garment as evening wear. cockslutted adj. A drinker so far gone that promiscuity has become less a behaviour than an administrative category. Paulet became cockslutted and addressed every stranger as a prospective intimate acquaintance. cocksmanned adj. The state of being drunk and possessed of an exaggerated confidence in one's sexual competence. Shahana became cocksmanned and offered technical advice during an entirely unrelated supper. cocksmanshipped adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted ordinary male confidence into a small public campaign. Gula grew cocksmanshipped and challenged the quietest man present to establish precedence. cocksmithed adj. The drunkenness of one who regards intimate technique as a trade requiring unsolicited demonstration. Avieon became cocksmithed and issued corrections to a conversation about kitchen fittings. cocksocked adj. Drunk enough to regard a blanket as formal evening wear and the sofa as permanent accommodation. Tradd became cocksocked and accepted the blanket as his final garment of the evening. cocksocketed adj. Sharpened by drink into a promiscuous receptacle, with the judgement of a filing cabinet. Arvi became cocksocketed and arranged the remaining guests according to availability. cocksparrowed adj. Too drunk to remain seated, yet energetic enough to flit round the pub seeking another perch. Myniah was cocksparrowed and changed seats whenever the band changed songs. cocksplated adj. Loosened by drink into a contemptible person of remarkable confidence and modest utility. Gessica became cocksplated and criticised the soup as though appointed to inspect it. cockspur hawthorned adj. Sufficiently drunk to wake with an ornamental tree's small red fruit inexplicably arranged beside the bed. Armod woke cockspur hawthorned, with three red fruits lined neatly along the windowsill. cockspured adj. Emboldened by drink to fasten a sharp incentive to one's foot and pursue victory regardless of collateral damage. cockstained adj. Having drunk enough to be worthless by breakfast, though still claiming to be useful.
cockstanded adj. Having drunk enough to remain upright through determination rather than any assistance from balance. Cresenciano was cockstanded beside the fruit machine, refusing the offered stool.