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cockstered adj. Having drunk more than your morning confidence can support, and displaying it regardless. cockstrided adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a short interval for a complete account of the previous evening. Annaruth was cockstrided and described the missing three hours as a jiffy. cocksucked adj. Of a drinker who has become an annoyance before managing a glass of water. Palash woke cocksucked and telephoned three friends to dispute the taxi fare. cocksuckered adj. Describing a drinker who is contemptible in the precise, tiresome manner revealed by breakfast. Issiac was cocksuckered and blamed the empty biscuit tin on the nearest guest. cocksuckeried adj. A drinker who has made the morning uncomfortably explicit without being asked. Kamahl became cocksuckeried over breakfast and was quietly moved away from the children. cocksucking cowboyed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning tastes of butterscotch, cream, and poor judgement. Bevereley was cocksucking cowboyed, searching the kitchen for the cocktail she remembered inventing. cocksurenessed adj. The state of being drunk and certain that last night's decisions require no revision. Uraina was cocksurenessed and defended the garden-centre purchase over scrambled eggs. cocksuretied adj. Of a drinker: certain of his balance, his pronunciation, and the stair’s willingness to meet him halfway. Shaily got cocksuretied and challenged the staircase to prove which of them was unsteady. cockswained adj. Having drunk more than the crew can reasonably forgive, yet still claiming command of the boat-shaped journey home. Shanteya became cockswained and appointed herself helmsman of the taxi queue. cocktail anted adj. Softened by drink into a small, quick-moving creature that vanishes whenever breakfast is mentioned. Rwan was cocktail anted, darting between chairs whenever anyone suggested food. cocktail barred adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who can identify every fault in the morning, except the relevant one. Anahat was cocktail barred, criticising the coffee's finish while wearing yesterday's shoes. cocktail cabineted adj. Loosened by drink into a person who opens every cupboard in search of a remedy. Mishay was cocktail cabineted and inspected the pantry for spirits before finding the cereal. cocktail dressed adj. Emboldened by drink to appear at breakfast in evening clothes and defend the choice. Abrionna arrived cocktail dressed, insisting the sequins were suitable for buying bread. cocktail flued adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a household appliance awaiting repair. Juliann was cocktail flued and took nine minutes to sit down with the water. cocktail forked (/ˈkɒkteɪl ˌfɔːkd/) adj. Drunk and attempting to manage breakfast with an implement designed for olives. Macus was cocktail forked, lifting scrambled eggs one painstaking fragment at a time. cocktail franked adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's account is delivered in small, overconfident portions. Elmi was cocktail franked, offering brief explanations for the mustard on his sleeve.