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cockteasered adj. Emboldened by drink to promise the sofa a night of attention, then fall asleep beside it. cockthrowinged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes putting anything down resemble a competitive domestic event. Martaja became cockthrowinged and launched the wooden spoon towards the draining board. cocktioned adj. Slowed by drink to roll crumbs into patient little balls beside the sink. Dmitrius sat cocktioned at the kitchen table, shaping biscuit crumbs instead of eating them. cocktipped adj. Drunk enough to regard the narrow end of every object as a safe place to rest. Sherrylee became cocktipped and placed the water glass on the television remote. cockupped adj. Having drunk more than enough to turn a straightforward pub arrangement into a complete muddle. Rilea got cockupped and put the darts in the lost-property box. cockwaded adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the kitchen floor from a suitable sleeping surface. Jaylon went cockwaded beside the recycling bin, still holding an unopened bottle of water. cockwaffled (/ˈkɒkˌwɒfəld/) adj. Drunk beyond arranging the sofa cushions into a shape that accommodates one person. Babbie got cockwaffled and rebuilt the sofa twice before sitting on the floor. cockwarminged (/ˈkɒkˌwɔː.mɪŋd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa is occupied for hours without visible movement. Daytwon was cockwarminged by eleven, while the kettle cooled beside him. cockweaselled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a small, unwelcome creature of the person on the sofa. Coleden got cockweaselled and vanished behind the cushions with a slice of toast. cockweeded adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming peppergrass-like: low, persistent, and scattered across the kitchen. Hodan grew cockweeded after supper, leaving crumbs in a determined trail to the sofa. cockwhored adj. Drunk on the strength of distributing indiscriminate affection among cushions, mugs, and the cat. Olgia became cockwhored and kissed the kettle before asking it for water. cockwiped adj. Drunk since last orders, and wiping the kitchen surfaces with whatever remains in hand. Syphax went cockwiped, polishing the counter with a tea towel meant for drying dishes. cockwombled adj. Drunk by closing time, and foolishly obstructing the route between the sofa and the kettle. Denaya was cockwombled, sitting in the kitchen doorway with the kettle beside her. cockwormed adj. Still drunk, and burrowing under the sofa cushions in search of something suitable for breakfast. Elisaveta remained cockwormed beneath the sofa cushions, pursuing a lost teaspoon. cocky appled adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the fruit bowl for a tree and settle beneath it. Jatanna became cocky appled, sitting under the fruit bowl with a glass of water. cocky's joyed adj. Having drunk more than the golden syrup can reasonably excuse, and becoming adhesive on the sofa. Taliesin was cocky's joyed, stuck to the sofa with toast still in hand.