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Chinese macaronied adj. Drunk in a way that substitutes several incompatible arrangements for a straightforward route home. Kahea became Chinese macaronied and ordered the same taxi from three different directions. Chinese magic mirrored adj. Drunk, with the result that a bright reflection from the pub appears to reveal a second journey. Jakeara was Chinese magic mirrored and saw the taxi destination projected on the opposite wall. Chinese mallowed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the pavement seem medicinal and every bench restorative. Terre was Chinese mallowed by last orders and prescribed himself a bench beside the taxi rank. Chinese mantised adj. Drunk to the extent of folding patiently beside the exit, waiting for the next movement. Dulcie was Chinese mantised beside the coat stand, folded neatly but unable to leave. Chinese medicined adj. Drunk on the strength of a remedy that requires another round before it can take effect. Ayvah was Chinese medicined and recommended one final restorative drink before the taxi. Chinese menued adj. Drunk since last orders, and still selecting among routes, coats and taxis without choosing one. Zalaysia was Chinese menued at the kerb, requesting one option from every available category. Chinese mestizaed (/ˌt͡ʃaɪ̯.n̪ɪs mɛsˈt̪iː.zad/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the cloakroom and taxi rank as one shared department. Leyona was Chinese mestizaed by closing time, presenting the cloakroom ticket to the driver. Chinese mestizoed (/ˌt͡ʃaɪ̯.n̪ɪs mɛsˈt̪iː.zod/) adj. Still drunk, and maintaining several incompatible accounts of how the evening will end. Leontae was Chinese mestizoed, insisting the taxi was both waiting and already home. Chinese miled adj. A drinker who estimates the distance home at roughly half what it will turn out to be, and sets off with full confidence. Midred was Chinese miled and insisted the flat was practically next door, a claim the next forty minutes did not support. Chinese mitten crabbed adj. Sufficiently drunk to clutch the cloakroom ticket with furry determination and retreat sideways. Abubacarr was Chinese mitten crabbed at the exit, gripping his ticket and sidling towards the taxi. Chinese moneyed adj. Having drunk enough to regard speculative financial instruments as acceptable tender for the ride home. Haboon was Chinese moneyed and offered the taxi driver a warrant instead of cash. Chinese mountain catted adj. Having drunk more than the terrain permits, and choosing the highest available surface for sleep. Tacie was Chinese mountain catted on the station steps, surveying the taxi rank below. Chinese mugworted adj. You have drunk enough to treat the walk home as a medicinal herb and proceed accordingly. Brishae was Chinese mugworted and declared the cold pavement beneficial to her constitution. Chinese muntjacked adj. You are drunk and making short, startled advances towards the taxi whenever it moves. Lonnisha was Chinese muntjacked outside the pub, darting forward at every passing car. Chinese mushroomed adj. Drunk enough to acquire the dark, yielding composure of a cultivated woodland fungus. Benjaminjoseph stood beneath the umbrella, Chinese mushroomed and accepting all weather as beneficial. Chinese mustarded adj. Drunk past the point of remaining mild, with a distinctly peppery disposition. Katye grew Chinese mustarded and seasoned the conversation with several unnecessary objections.