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codependented adj. Drunk beyond the point of independent judgement, and pleased to have someone else share responsibility for it. Kamyl got codependented and asked Dilworth to choose the restaurant, then blamed him for the menu. codepletioned adj. Drunk to a degree that depletes both the bottle and the household's supply of clean glasses. Suhaib got codepletioned and finished the wine while steadily emptying every glass in the cupboard. codepointed adj. Still drunk, and treating every visible character on the microwave as a separate numerical destination. codepositioned adj. Drunk to the extent of depositing several materials simultaneously on the same sofa cushion. Amberly became codepositioned, leaving crumbs, a cardigan, and one shoe beside the glass of water. codepthed adj. Drunk on the strength of a difference between how deeply you meant to sit and how deeply you did. Shloma got codepthed and disappeared into the sofa beyond any practical depth. codered adj. Drunk since last orders, and generating regular pulses of instruction from the sofa. Cristela was codered, issuing brief signals for water, toast, and a blanket. coderivatived adj. Drunk by the third round, and calculating the next move from every possible version of the evening. Randi-lynn became coderivatived and considered all routes between the sofa and the kitchen. coderoomed adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting private cryptographic operations beneath the sofa blanket. codeseted adj. Still drunk, and assigning every object in the kitchen a coded form and a separate pronunciation. Chaunta remained codeseted, calling the fridge by one name and the kettle by another. codeshared adj. Too drunk to distinguish borrowed domestic comforts from your own, and pleased to use all of them. Jamece got codeshared and treated Hermelinda's blanket as though it had always been his. codesheeted adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a written list explaining what the kitchen objects are for. Rickita became codesheeted and labelled the kettle, toaster, and glass of water. codesignered adj. Having drunk enough to share every domestic decision with an unwilling co-designer. Kylem got codesignered and asked Hadia to approve the arrangement of cushions. codesmithed adj. Having drunk more than the household's code can accommodate, and producing new rules for the kitchen. codespaced adj. You have drunk enough to occupy the full range between the kitchen doorway and the sofa. Myleisha got codespaced, requiring the entire route from the kitchen to reach her glass. codestreamed adj. You are drunk and issuing a continuous stream of instructions, apologies, and requests for water. Azka was codestreamed from the sofa, narrating the kettle's progress without interruption. codeswitchinged adj. Drunk and changing languages whenever the morning reaches a noun that feels personally significant. Syna was codeswitchinged, shifting languages over the exact whereabouts of last night's coat.