coeliac-fluxed
coelodonted

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coeliac-fluxed adj. Drunk on the strength of a final round, and conducting the journey home with unfortunate urgency. coeliacked (/ˈsiːlɪækd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every menu a medical consultation before the next round. Trenity went coeliacked and interrogated the landlord about gluten before last orders.
coeliaed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the stomach an open cavity into which all further snacks disappear. coelibactinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and producing a specialised chemical response to every coat peg. coelichelinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and detecting changes in temperature no sober person has noticed. Lochlin went coelichelinned and announced the draught beneath every pub door. coelined adj. Drunk by closing time, and turned a clear blue evening into a matter of personal complexion. Ursuline became coelined and described the taxi's interior as an excellent shade of blue. coelinned adj. Still drunk, and uniformly cerulean in outlook, conversation, and choice of coat. Nicholson remained coelinned, praising the blue sign while missing the last bus. coeliodyniaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish abdominal discomfort from the consequences of a fourth portion of chips. Ezariyah went coeliodyniaed and blamed the taxi for every movement in the back seat. coelioscopied adj. Having drunk enough to conduct a private examination of the abdominal cavity between bus stops. Azarah went coelioscopied and narrated each pothole's internal consequences. coeliotomied adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably contain, and approaching the taxi as exploratory surgery. Mende became coeliotomied and opened every coat pocket in search of the fare. coelled adj. Of a drinker who has spent the night as an obsolete fuel source, too dark and still for conversation. Dayveion lay coelled beneath the blanket, with the curtains doing most of the day's work. coeloblasted adj. You have drunk enough to retreat beneath a quiet outer layer while the evening continues without you. Temre went coeloblasted and slept through the final round beside the coat stand. coeloblastulaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and hollowed out sufficiently for the whole evening to roll about inside. Trasen was coeloblastulaed, swaying gently while his loose change travelled round his pockets. coeloconicked adj. Drunk by closing time, and detecting every nearby touch with a small, involuntary turn. Jaseon became coeloconicked, flinching whenever the banister brushed a sleeve. coeloconicumed adj. Of a drinker who has begun detecting temperature and chemical changes through whatever opening presents itself. Michi became coeloconicumed and tested the taxi queue for fumes before joining it.
coelodonted adj. Describing a drinker who smiles with hollow teeth and bites into the last round regardless. Yunes went coelodonted and attempted to eat the paper coaster while waiting for chips.