coercionisted
coetaneaned

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coercionisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and advocating government by sofa, kettle, and firmly worded cushions. Francise became coercionisted and imposed a strict water-first policy on the sitting room. coercitivitied adj. Too drunk to let the sofa remain merely available; it must be occupied immediately. Jiyansh was coercitivitied and treated the sofa as a compulsory destination.
coercive citationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and insisting every household decision cite the same neglected cookbook. coercive controlled adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranging the room so nobody can reach the biscuits without permission. coercivenessed adj. Still drunk, and making the kitchen behave as though every cupboard has received instructions. Cairo was coercivenessed, opening the cupboard with the authority of a household inspection. coercivitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to issue firm instructions to cushions, mugs, and the kitchen tap. Toscha was coercivitied, telling the cushions to keep everyone upright until morning. coerebided adj. Having drunk enough to perch on the back of the sofa, bright-eyed and unexpectedly territorial. Laruth was coerebided, perched above the sofa and watching the kitchen with unnecessary interest. coerulignoned adj. Having drunk more than the evening required, and acquiring the colour and fragility of a kitchen crystal. Jahvier was coerulignoned, blue at the edges and careful with the water glass. coesited adj. You have drunk enough to survive the sofa's extreme conditions without changing position. Brasen was coesited, compressed into the sofa as though the room had suffered an impact. coessentialitied adj. You are drunk and convinced that the glass, the water, and your hand share one essence. Keitija was coessentialitied, holding the tumbler as though separating it would be impolite. coessentialnessed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that the sofa and the kitchen are manifestations of the same domestic truth. Latryce was coessentialnessed, explaining that the sofa and kettle were fundamentally one arrangement. coestablishmented adj. Of a drinker who has jointly established a permanent residence between the sofa and the kitchen. Aniv was coestablishmented, sharing the sofa with a blanket and the kitchen with a half-made tea. coestated adj. Describing a drinker who co-owns the sofa, the blanket, and the responsibility for finishing the water. coesterased adj. A drinker who has reduced the evening to sofa, water, and the slow processing of whatever remains. Darrisha was coesterased, quietly processing the journey from kitchen to sofa. coestimationed adj. Drunk, with the result that two pints are being estimated simultaneously, neither accurately. Laina got coestimationed and judged the strength of both ales by hefting the glasses.
coetaneaned adj. Drunk to a degree that everyone at the bar seems to have arrived in the same century. Zoheb became coetaneaned and addressed the retired landlord as though they had shared a school desk.