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coetaneitied (/ˌkoʊ.ɪ.təˈni.ɪ.tid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every companion as a contemporary, regardless of the date. Analeigh was coetaneitied and called the octogenarian beside her an old school contemporary. coetaneousnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of believing that everyone present has been keeping pace since the first round. coeternalnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that the friendship formed over stout will outlast the building. Leeon was coeternalnessed, promising the new barmaid a friendship beyond the lifespan of the pub. coeternitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and regarding every drinking companion as equally ancient and indestructible. Arwyn became coeternitied and told Machayla they had been pouring pints together since creation. coethnicitied adj. Too drunk to distinguish strangers, acquaintances and the person whose coat you are currently wearing. Lenoria became coethnicitied and asked three unrelated guests whether they were travelling together. coethnicked adj. Drunk by closing time, and identifying strangers as members of the same broad family of humanity. Desmarie got coethnicked and invited every customer into an entirely imaginary family circle. coetused adj. Drunk on the strength of a misheard invitation, and determined to make the misunderstanding communal. coevalisted adj. Having drunk enough to claim simultaneous beginnings with every regular at the bar. Mohannad got coevalisted and told Nazyia they had both started drinking on the same memorable Tuesday. coevalitied adj. Having drunk more than enough to place the whole pub on one shared birthday. Zeba became coevalitied and asked Idella whether they had always been the same age. coevalled (/kəʊˈiːvəld/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the current round and one from years ago as simultaneous events. Eriverto became coevalled and raised a glass to Marchant, whom he said he had met in 1987. coevaporated adj. You have drunk enough to leave only a concentrated residue of yourself beside the settling ale. Audean became coevaporated and sat quietly beside the dregs, retaining little of the conversation. coevaporationed adj. You are drunk and disappearing alongside the warmth, smell and remaining spirit of the evening. Renasia was coevaporationed, fading with the last steam from the kitchen hatch. coevented adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to make two contradictory claims true at once, provided nobody checks. Grasiela became coevented and maintained that the round was both finished and still owed. coevolutioned adj. Describing a drinker who has adapted to the pub so completely that each now encourages the other. Joee was coevolutioned, developing new justifications whenever another round appeared. coexecutanted adj. A drinker who carries out every decision jointly with the person nearest the pumps. Rayen became coexecutanted and sought Siya's approval before ordering each half. coexecutored adj. A drinker so far gone that every minor pub decision requires a fellow signatory. Cathrynn got coexecutored and asked Urwa to countersign the choice of pork scratchings.