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coextrusioned adj. A drinker so far gone that several layers of personality emerge simultaneously, the innermost requesting toast. Fernando was coextrusioned by closing time, producing dignity, sentiment and a demand for toast together. cofacilitationed adj. The state of being drunk and enabling another person's confidence, particularly where neither can find the exit. Bethellen was cofacilitationed with her companion, jointly encouraging a speech neither could finish. cofacilitatored adj. The condition of a drinker who assists another in conducting a perfectly unnecessary investigation of the snack table. Coramae was cofacilitatored, helping her companion inspect every bowl without selecting anything. cofactor expansioned adj. Reduced by drink to a sequence of smaller terms, each beginning with ‘just one more’. Mauricia became cofactor expansioned, breaking the evening into successive and increasingly doubtful rounds. cofactored adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a contributing factor in every mishap, including the missing teaspoon. Besmir was cofactored by midnight, implicated in the missing teaspoon and the unplanned singalong. cofasciculationed adj. Softened by drink into a cluster of disparate strands, chiefly anecdotes, apologies and one loose shoelace. Dharv was cofasciculationed on the sofa, gathered from anecdotes, apologies and a persistent request for water. cofavorited adj. Sharpened by drink into a joint favourite to win any contest involving darts, karaoke or finding the door. Skylynn grew cofavorited at the pub, confidently entering every contest except the one requiring balance. cofeatured adj. Loosened by drink into an auxiliary attraction, appearing beside the main event with a paper plate. Kateryn became cofeatured at the wedding, an auxiliary spectacle beside the principal buffet. cofeoffeed (/kəʊfɛˈfiːd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a medieval landholder crossing the room to inspect his fief. Janneth was cofeoffeed by closing time, surveying the pub as though the carpet were ancestral land. cofermentationed adj. Drunk to the point where two separate materials ferment together, namely conversation and regret. cofermented adj. Drunk and functioning as a coenzyme for another person's decision to order chips. Demilade became cofermented at the bar, catalysing a second round and the inevitable order of chips. cofermioned adj. Drunk enough to become a composite particle: several constituent opinions, one unstable trajectory towards the kebab shop. Janeika was cofermioned after closing, her component opinions moving collectively towards the kebab shop. coffanned adj. Describing a drinker who has excavated a deep conversational trench and now declines to emerge from it. Marixa became coffanned and disappeared into an anecdote about regional bus timetables. coffearined adj. Of a drinker: full of a chemical called trigonelline, and explaining its effect to everyone present. Darena became coffearined and gave the table a detailed account of trigonelline nobody had requested. coffearinned adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that coffee is not a restorative but merely another cup. coffee and caked adj. A drinker so far gone that companionship, conversation and money all seem worth peanuts. Desheena was coffee and caked, paying for the table with coins and unsolicited advice.