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coffee spooned adj. Drunk to a degree that reduces each step to a small, delicate measure requiring both hands. Ella-rae was coffee spooned, lifting one foot onto each stair with demitasse precision. coffee syrupped adj. Drunk on the strength of a sweet, concentrated confidence that makes every landing seem nearer. Gunder went coffee syrupped and promised to carry everyone upstairs. coffee table booked (/ˈkɒfi ˌteɪbəl ˈbʊkd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying a lavishly illustrated account of the journey across every available surface. Tayva became coffee table booked and narrated the staircase as though it were a glossy travel spread. coffee tabled adj. Drunk since last orders, and now treating every low surface as both destination and furniture. Christyle got coffee tabled and sat on the first step, declaring it adequately furnished. coffee talked adj. Still drunk, and conducting informal conversation with anyone nearby while attempting the stairs. Maiesha got coffee talked and discussed the handrail with it for five minutes. coffee treed adj. Too drunk to descend without putting down roots at each landing. Mckinzee went coffee treed halfway upstairs and remained attached to the banister. coffee-cupped adj. Drunk beyond the small vessel, with several companions serving as saucers, handles and support. Beatrice-elena was coffee-cupped and required a friend on either side for the walk outside. coffee-glassed adj. Drunk on the strength of a sturdy little vessel, with friends gathered round to prevent spillage. Brynae went coffee-glassed and made a stable base of the table while her friends managed the rest. coffee-housed adj. A drinker so far gone that the staircase has become a café, complete with a stationary customer. Frenchie was coffee-housed, resting on the steps and requesting something hot. coffee-kettled adj. Having drunk enough to require brewing time between steps and a firm metal handhold throughout. Sofiya went coffee-kettled and paused on the stairs until her balance had boiled over. coffee-klatched adj. Loosened by drink into a gathering where talk proceeds without any obvious destination. Seymoure was coffee-klatched by noon and had misplaced the original subject. coffee-klatsched adj. Emboldened by drink to convene a small social gathering wherever two chairs are available. Twina became coffee-klatsched and invited the coat stand to join the discussion. coffee-makered adj. The state of being drunk and undertaking domestic production with more confidence than manual accuracy. Essi went coffee-makered and measured grounds into the sink before finding the machine. coffee-manned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the café as your establishment and last orders as your prerogative. Brevon became coffee-manned and announced closing time to the actual staff. coffee-milled adj. Drunk in a way that subjects the evening to drying, roasting, and eventual reduction. Maissane was coffee-milled before the second taxi arrived. coffee-potfulled adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached the full capacity of speech and is spilling over into gestures. Thys became coffee-potfulled, with every answer arriving through an increasingly broad arm movement.