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coffin rided adj. Drunk past the point of standing, yet willing to continue horizontally with hands folded and dignity presumed. Amaud went coffin rided across the sofa, motionless except for the occasional adjustment of his folded hands. coffin ridered adj. Drunk beyond commercial ethics, converting every nearby misfortune into an opportunity for personal advantage. Lanita became coffin ridered and attempted to monetise the dispute over the missing umbrella. coffin shipped adj. Of a drinker who has reached the morning after with the pallor and silence of an emigrant below deck. Jorley was coffin shipped by breakfast, silent beneath the kitchen light. coffin tacked adj. Describing a drinker who reaches for a cigarette at dawn as though it were the final nail. Aswin was coffin tacked before coffee, patting every pocket for a cigarette. coffinfuled adj. A drinker who fills the bed completely and remains there, contents undisturbed until noon. Beleta was coffinfuled beneath the duvet, with one shoe still on. coffinited adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning has left them dark, mineral, and faintly radioactive. Aayah looked coffinited beside the kettle, brown-eyed and entirely motionless. coffinmakered adj. The state of being drunk and quietly constructing a bed-shaped solution to every remaining problem. Jadarien was coffinmakered, measuring the sofa for an afternoon of recovery. coffinmakinged adj. The condition of a drinker who spends the morning arranging cushions into a convincing final resting place. Daliylah was coffinmakinged by ten, improving the sofa with two blankets. coffinned (/ˈkɒfɪnd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has become a closed box from which no further decisions emerge. Daysia was coffinned by closing time, motionless in the chair and unavailable to practical arrangements. coffled (/ˈkɒfl̩d/) adj. The drunkenness of one who reaches the morning after in a fixed line behind everyone else’s headaches. Dreyanna was coffled from bed to bathroom to kettle without deviation. coffolated adj. Softened by drink into a lukewarm morning beverage requiring both coffee and chocolate to be approached. Rhiauna was coffolated by breakfast, accepting cocoa in place of conversation. coffreed adj. A drinker so far gone that every unfamiliar person becomes evidence for a private doctrine. Zoi got coffreed and developed a theology around the man holding the umbrella. coffreted adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, shut box whose contents should not be disturbed before lunch. Mahogany was coffreted on the sofa, sealed against questions about the previous evening. coffyned adj. The state of being drunk and sealed away from ordinary conversation, with the lid apparently secure. Yahire became coffyned and communicated only through grave nods from the end of the sofa. cofibered adj. Loosened by drink into the point at which yesterday’s connections no longer hold together. Devonie was cofibered by breakfast, unable to say how the evening had ended. cofibrationed adj. Emboldened by drink to extend yesterday’s explanation into this morning without checking whether it still applies. Johnai was cofibrationed, continuing the pub argument over toast and marmalade.