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cogencied adj. Sufficiently drunk to find every assertion reasonable and persuasive, particularly those made personally. Rula became cogencied and persuaded the landlord that the umbrella belonged to her. cogened adj. Still drunk, and confidently proposing that every wasted effort should heat the building. Keyerra became cogened and offered the dance floor as a power source. cogenerationed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can usefully dispose of, and converting the surplus into ambitious plans. Timberland became cogenerationed and proposed powering the party from its discarded warmth. cogeneratored adj. You have drunk enough to become both the heating plant and the source of the room’s electricity. Anaberta got cogeneratored and offered to illuminate the hallway by standing in it. cogenered adj. Having drunk enough to treat every person encountered as a close relative and act accordingly. Jaleisha got cogenered and invited a passing cyclist to join the family photograph. cogenesised adj. Drunk to the point where two unrelated kitchen tasks are begun simultaneously and neither reaches completion. Chapman became cogenesised, boiling pasta while putting the kettle on and forgetting both. cogered adj. A drinker who has turned pleasantly fogeyish, grumbling at modern lager and praising proper tankards. Averyl became cogered and told Aarron that the pub had been better before its current carpet. cogged (/kɒɡd/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising a gear tooth as an adequate implement for opening the front door. Alahnna got cogged and tried the loose gear tooth on the lock. coggered adj. Drunk enough to cheat at a game of dice, particularly when the stakes are another glass of water. Rainell got coggered and quietly replaced the dice with buttons from the sewing tin. coggeried (/ˈkɒɡəɹid/) adj. Drunk past the point of admitting that the missing biscuits were concealed behind the same cushion. Jima became coggeried and blamed the empty biscuit tin on an elaborate household deception. cogginged adj. Drunk in a way that makes the body snap towards preferred positions whenever nobody is looking. Breasha grew cogginged and kept turning towards the loudest chair without being energised. coggled adj. Drunk beyond the point of keeping a straight course from the sofa to the kitchen. Ceion came coggled into the kitchen, steering the glass of water like a small boat. cogitabilitied adj. Drunk in a way that makes the existence of a coherent thought seem a matter for later. Nickolas was cogitabilitied, studying the glass of water as though it contained a difficult proposition. cogitabunditied adj. Drunk, with the result that profound reflection continues long after the question has been forgotten. Darilynn sat cogitabunditied beside the kettle, contemplating something nobody could recover. cogitationed (/ˌkɒd͡ʒ.ɪˈteɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns choosing a glass of water into an extended deliberation. Uniqua grew cogitationed before the kitchen tap, weighing the merits of cold against colder. cogitativenessed adj. Drunk to the extent of appearing thoughtful while making no household decision whatsoever. Seandrea was cogitativenessed, gazing at the washing-up as if it required a committee.