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cogitativitied adj. Drunk on the strength of a sustained inward discussion about where the spare glasses are kept. Mazhar was cogitativitied on the sofa, debating the kitchen cupboard with himself. cogitatored adj. Drunk since last orders, and now appointed by nobody to think on the household's behalf. cogitoed adj. Drunk by the third round, and using continued awareness of the sofa as proof of existence. Jeannice was cogitoed, touching the sofa and announcing that something undeniably remained. coglucosidased adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring activation before any carbohydrate or household instruction can take effect. Marhsall was coglucosidased, staring at the bread until someone activated the toaster. coglycolided adj. Still drunk, and gradually combining separate kitchen intentions into one soft, unworkable plan. Kraig was coglycolided, joining supper, washing-up and bedtime into a single undertaking. cogmanned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a dealer in coarse cloth from someone offering a spare tea towel. Guyanne was cogmanned and attempted to negotiate over a tea towel in the kitchen. cognacied adj. Having drunk enough to find a common ancestor between the kettle, the tumbler and oneself. Kam became cognacied and declared the kettle and glass of water close relations. cognacked (/ˈkɒn.jækd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a glass of water for brandy until the taste supplies the correction. Ziba grew cognacked and raised the water glass with the gravity of a cellar master. cognancied adj. Having drunk more than necessary to recognise family resemblance between every object in the kitchen. Karlea was cognancied and introduced the mugs as distant relatives of the saucepan. cognate accusatived (/ˈkɒɡneɪt əˈkjuːzətɪvd/) adj. Of a drinker: assigning a matching object to every action, then misplacing the object. Daud was cognate accusatived, eating an eating and leaving the plate beneath the sofa. cognate objected (/ˈkɒɡneɪt ˈɒbd͡ʒɛktd/) adj. Of a drinker who has supplied every verb with its proper companion, except the one involving the kettle. cognated (/ˈkɒɡ.neɪtd/) adj. You have drunk enough to treat the water glass as an ally in origin, purpose and immediate necessity. Couture became cognated and kept the water glass beside him like a trusted relation. cognatenessed adj. Describing a drinker who finds family likeness among the kettle, the sofa and the glass beside it. cognationed (/kɒɡˈneɪʃənd/) adj. A drinker who discovers a family relationship between the evening's objects and treats them accordingly. Maeya was cognationed and tucked the water glass into the sofa as though it were a relative. cognatused adj. A drinker so far gone that every person in the room is treated as a blood relative. Joryel was cognatused and asked his supposed cousin to fetch water from the kitchen. cogneticsed adj. The state of being drunk and arranging the kitchen so that the furniture accommodates one's remaining thought process. Marsean was cogneticsed, moving the water glass nearer before attempting to stand.