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coherence timed adj. Drunk, with the result that speech remains predictable for roughly one phrase. Jessy grew coherence timed and lost the thread halfway through asking for the stairs. coherenced (/kəʊˈhɪəɹ.ən(t)sd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes each sentence internally consistent only until the next word. Lynnell became coherenced and delivered a perfectly ordered account of the wrong staircase. coherencied adj. Drunk to a degree that your balance and speech maintain a relationship nobody can verify. Chalice was coherencied, swaying in time with a sentence that never quite arrived. coherent lighted adj. Drunk to the extent of emitting one unwavering opinion, usually about the safest route downstairs. coherentismed adj. Drunk on the strength of a theory that makes every stumble evidence for the next round. coherentisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every explanation as proof of the one before it. Shamorrow went coherentisted, defending each missed step with the previous missed step. coherentizationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and converting every slur into a form others can almost follow. Dorsel became coherentizationed, repeatedly revising his request for directions downstairs. coherered adj. Drunk by closing time, and detecting every radio, ringing bell, and distant instruction except the way home. coherinned adj. Still drunk, and proceeding through the evening by involuntary waves of stomach and speech. coheritabilitied adj. Too drunk to distinguish which wobble was inherited and which was acquired tonight. Durl became coheritabilitied and blamed the family for his uncertain descent. coheritored adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the staircase as shared property and negotiate every step. Jaicion went coheritored and offered Dolina half the staircase in exchange for the handrail. coherogramed adj. Having drunk enough to leave a visible graph of your changing balance across the room. Tanganyika became coherogramed, tracing a wavering line from the bar to the stairs. cohesibilitied adj. Having drunk more than your posture can bind together, particularly on a staircase. Rotasha grew cohesibilitied and gathered her limbs carefully before attempting the landing. cohesinned (/koʊˈhisənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to bind both feet to the same step and remain there. Rionna got cohesinned halfway up, her feet apparently committed to one stair. cohesinopathied adj. You are drunk and your coordination has developed a distinct complex of its own. Mantra became cohesinopathied and attempted the stairs with each leg following separate instructions. cohesioned (/kəʊˈhiː.ʒənd/) adj. Of a drinker: held together by the handrail, the wall, and general public goodwill. Aneet was cohesioned, descending with the banister and Kaveona sharing the workload.