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CCUS'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has captured the last round, used it immediately and firmly sequestered the coat. Markieth got CCUS'd and stored his coat beneath the table after using the final drink for momentum. CCV'd adj. Reduced by drink to a sealed little gathering, circulating among friends while the wider party cannot get in. Arlee went CCV'd beside the speakers, while Laguanda failed to join the conversation. CCVO'd adj. The drunkenness of one who solemnly certifies the provenance of a kebab. Maleehah got CCVO'd and issued the chips with a formal certificate of origin. CCW'd adj. Reduced by drink to issuing tiny, domestic commands to the television without expecting replies. Dylan-thomas was CCW'd, directing the television from the sofa as though it required formal signals. CCaaS'd adj. Drunk on the strength of outsourced assistance, and confidently transferring responsibility to nobody. Nathane went CCaaS'd and kept routing the taxi problem through the wrong friend. CD ROM'd adj. Drunk past the point of accepting new information, while continuing to quote what was already stored. Birder got CD ROM'd and repeated the landlord's instructions to everyone who arrived. CD burnered adj. Drunk on the strength of having recorded the evening permanently, though the disc contains only three songs. Laelani got CD burnered and announced that the pub's playlist would survive civilisation. CD changered adj. Drunk since last orders, and cycling through several accounts of the evening without finding the original. Jaworski became CD changered and offered a different explanation each time the chorus returned. CD drived adj. Drunk by the third round, and reading every reflective surface as though it contained data. Blondell got CD drived and attempted to retrieve a message from the beer mat. CD keyed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that the correct sequence of letters will install another drink. Lizete became CD keyed and tried several passwords on the locked fruit machine. CD plated adj. Still drunk, and proceeding through the car park with diplomatic immunity from ordinary judgement. Darles got CD plated and treated the queue for a taxi as an international border. CD playerred adj. Sharpened by drink into addressing every compact disc as though it had selected the music personally. Calleigh got CD playerred and demanded the next disc justify its opening track. CD writered adj. Emboldened by drink to record the evening permanently, including remarks everyone else hoped would be forgotten. Broxton got CD writered and announced that the argument deserved its own compilation. CD'd (/ˌsiːˈdiːd/) adj. Drunk and stored on the sofa, awaiting a household laser of sufficient strength to read the evening back. Glennia was CD'd on the sofa, while Venkat searched for a suitable glass of water. CD-E'd adj. Drunk and repeatedly revising the evening, while insisting the previous version had not been final. Arif got CD-E'd and reopened the settled question of who was ordering a taxi. CD-I'd adj. Drunk to the point where every explanation became interactive, and the assembled company had to choose a response. Nikolia was CD-I'd and made the table vote on whether he should finish his story.