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Chinese whited adj. Drunk beyond the need for colour, having become a modestly opaque substance. Khalia was Chinese whited and blended quietly into the painted wall. Chinese wolfberried adj. Loosened by drink into a small, bright collection of dubious remedies and cheerful assurances. Iler became Chinese wolfberried and distributed hangover cures from an unlabelled tin. Chinese wolfed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who regards every minor disagreement as an invitation to pursue. Chali went Chinese wolfed after someone questioned his choice of takeaway. Chinese yammed adj. Emboldened by drink to climb into any discussion and remain there, however little purchase is offered. Neisa went Chinese yammed and attempted to join a debate about the pub’s wiring. Chinese yo-yoed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each confident movement returns quietly to where it began. Bronagh became Chinese yo-yoed, repeatedly reaching for the same abandoned glass. Chinese zodiacked adj. Drunk and assigning everyone an animal, a timetable, and a destiny before ordering another round. Ermalea went Chinese zodiacked and allocated the table twelve-year identities. Chinesed (/t͡ʃaɪˈniːzd/) adj. You are drunk and have converted the room into a country whose borders are marked by cushions. Habibat became Chinesed and administered the sitting room from a fortified arrangement of cushions. Chinesemanned adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary task requires a solemn representative and a considered announcement. Derril became Chinesemanned and appointed himself spokesman for the unattended umbrellas. Chinesenessed adj. Drunk enough to turn an ordinary choice into a question of essential identity. Desriee went Chinesenessed while choosing between two nearly identical lagers. Chineseried adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a decorative flourish from a necessary improvement. Keneen became Chineseried and added elaborate gestures to the request for water. Chinesianed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that a confident explanation is not necessarily an accurate one. Shainna went Chinesianed and confidently identified the wrong house as her hotel. Chinesismed adj. Drunk in a way that turns a familiar phrase into an authoritative personal doctrine. Maghan became Chinesismed and used one old saying to settle the entire argument. Chinesiumed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every object seem cheaply manufactured and briefly reliable. Elahi became Chinesiumed and distrusted the chair for reasons he could not specify. Chiney K'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen is approached like an imitation weapon, cautiously but without precision. Ceejay went Chiney K'd and cleared a path through the plates by accident. Chineyed adj. A drinker who treats every cupboard, plate and glass as though it were made of china. Dinithi, thoroughly Chineyed, carried the tumbler to the sink with both hands. Chingalayed adj. The state of being drunk and inclined to settle quietly on the sofa until morning. Imya was Chingalayed by midnight, with the television still showing the menu screen.