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coiffured (/kwɑˈfjʊɚd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between a hairstyle and a matter requiring immediate professional attention. Itsuo became coiffured and reorganised the room according to the apparent quality of its hairstyles. coifleted adj. Drunk in a way that makes every thought resemble a discrete wavelet: compact, vanishing, and repeatedly reconstructed. Navion was coifleted, producing brief precise observations before each one disappeared into the next.
coign and liveried adj. A drinker who expects the household to provide free entertainment for his followers, even after the household has gone to bed. Nolia arrived home coign and liveried, waiting for the kitchen to furnish supper and a retinue. coign of vantaged adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that the morning-after view from the doorstep confers authority. Marc-alexandre stood coign of vantaged on the front step, judging the bins and passing traffic. coigne of vantaged adj. The condition of a drinker who has found an excellent position from which to observe, judge and recover. Lety became coigne of vantaged beside the radiator, surveying the kitchen without rising. coigned (/kɔɪnd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every projecting corner becomes a cornerstone of the evening's intellectual architecture. Soraya got coigned and leaned against the bar, declaring its corner structurally indispensable. coigued adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes beneath a beech tree and mistakes its shade for accommodation. Landrick was coigued, sleeping under the garden beech with his coat folded as a pillow. coihued adj. Reduced by drink to a broad-trunked, quiet presence best left beneath a tree until noon. Edwen was coihued in the garden, rooted beside the beech and declining all transport. coil gunned adj. Drunk enough to propel every decision towards its target without making contact with anything on the way. coil springed adj. Loosened by drink into a poor suspension system, rising slowly and settling wherever gravity permits. Baheejah was coil springed after breakfast, attempting the stairs with considerable rebound. coil whined adj. Emboldened by drink to produce a thin, persistent complaint whenever anything electrical is switched on. Anayelis was coil whined by morning, objecting to the kettle's every vibration. coil windered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a machine winding one turn of wire at a time. coilabilitied adj. Drunk and able to fold into a remarkably compact shape, provided nobody asks for rapid deployment. Seydou was coilabilitied on the armchair, folded neatly beneath yesterday's newspaper. coiled (/kɔɪld/) adj. Describing a drinker who has turned into yesterday's fuel, lying black and motionless until breakfast makes a difference. Pomaikai was coiled on the spare bed, preserving energy beneath two coats. coilered adj. Drunk to the point where every loose object is methodically wound around something else. Jericca was coilered by breakfast, wrapping charger cables round the fruit bowl.
coilgunned (/ˈkɔɪl.ɡʌnd/) adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary movement, relying on successive bursts of momentum and nearby furniture. Deniyah was coilgunned, crossing the hall in short launches between the walls.