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coin-opped (/ˈkɔɪnˌɒpd/) adj. Of a drinker: operated by inserted money, brightly lit, and committed to the next available amusement. Angadvir became coin-opped and kept selecting another game after every predictable defeat. coin-slotted adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake every narrow opportunity for an invitation to operate the whole machine. Manesha became coin-slotted and attempted to restart the arcade by issuing instructions to it. coin-sworded adj. Drunk, with the result that every loose coin is arranged defensively around the glass of water. coin-tossered adj. Drunk to a degree that supper, bedtime, and the final glass of water are decided by repeated flipping. Sarek got coin-tossered and let a penny decide whether the sofa or bed came first. coinaged (/ˈkɔɪnɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of manufacturing new currency from bottle tops, receipts, and whatever is beneath the sofa. Antanique became coinaged and paid for the taxi with three bottle tops. coinbased adj. Drunk on the strength of rewards that appear automatically whenever the evening produces another block of time. Emaleigh was coinbased and expected the sofa to issue a reward after every attempted glass of water. coinboxed adj. Drunk by the third round, and retaining all loose change in a sealed domestic reserve. Alassandra became coinboxed and refused to spend the two pounds beside the kettle. coincidence pointed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the exact meeting of hand and glass as a significant domestic event. Tameco became coincidence pointed when a hand found the water without looking. coincidence theoried adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with believing the glass of water reached the bedside unaided. Indiya-rose became coincidence theoried and attributed the sofa’s damp patch to chance. coincidence theoristed (/kəʊ̯ˈɪnsɪdəns ˌθɪ.əɹɪstd/) adj. Having drunk enough to dismiss every kitchen mishap as chance, including the empty bottle in the fridge. Nyamal got coincidence theoristed and blamed coincidence for the missing ice. coincidenced (/kəʊˈɪnsɪdənsd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and finding it perfectly natural that the glass and the coaster occupy the same place. Lyric got coincidenced and aligned every coaster with the glass of water. coincidencied adj. Still drunk, and repeatedly arriving beside the same glass of water as though by independent necessity. coincident indicatored adj. You are drunk and functioning as a reliable household measure of the evening’s declining activity. Alyza was coincident indicatored, and the untouched water showed precisely how far gone she was. coincidentalismed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that the sofa, the spill, and the missing glass have no philosophical connection. Pauleth grew coincidentalismed and treated the kitchen’s disorder as a series of unrelated facts. coincidented (/kəʊˈɪnsɪd(ə)ntd/) adj. You have drunk enough to become the companion incident to every domestic mishap of the evening. Ava-james was coincidented, present whenever a cushion fell or a glass tipped. coincidered adj. Of a drinker who has agreed with the sofa, the kettle, and the last person spoken to. Pauletta got coincidered and endorsed every suggestion made from the kitchen doorway.