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coinmakinged adj. Drunk and manufacturing coins from washers, tokens, and anything else that fits the jukebox. Clotilda was coinmakinged, filing a washer into what she called emergency pub currency. coinmated adj. Having drunk more than a fellow inmate, and now treating the cellmate as a lifelong companion. coinoculationed adj. You have drunk enough to inoculate two unrelated substances at once, principally the carpet and your sleeve. Accie got coinoculationed and distributed lager equally between his jacket and the carpet. coinopped adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the arcade machine from the kitchen appliance, and feeding both spare change. Lillie got coinopped and tried to start the kettle with a twenty-pence piece. coinquinationed adj. You are drunk and have achieved a notably obsolete degree of defilement, principally of the upholstery. Eloine became coinquinationed and left the armchair in a state of historical disgrace. coinquirered adj. Of a drinker: conducting an inquiry with another person, though neither remembers the question. Tani became coinquirered and interviewed a stranger jointly about the whereabouts of Tuesday. coinquiried adj. Of a drinker who has undertaken collective inquiry, usually into a matter already settled by the barman. Alisson grew coinquiried and asked the entire table whether the lamps were legally present. coinsloted adj. Having drunk enough to approach every small opening with payment, confidence and no useful distinction. Stefhanie got coinsloted and tried to purchase a parking space with a button. coinsmithed adj. Describing a drinker who fashions small round objects into currency, beginning with discarded buttons. Yosel became coinsmithed and offered two shirt buttons in settlement of the bill. coinstallered adj. A drinker who updates the household hardware while attempting to install a second opinion. coinstantaneitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every action occurs at once, including apologising for the previous one. Stevenmichael became coinstantaneitied and raised his glass, fell asleep, and apologised simultaneously. coinstantaneousnessed adj. The state of being drunk and arriving everywhere at precisely the same moment, chiefly in conversation. Mcclure was coinstantaneousnessed, joining three conversations before finishing the first greeting. coinstantiationed (/ˌkoʊɪnˌstænʃiˈeɪʃənd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who embodies two principles at once: generosity and keeping the change. coinsuranced adj. The drunkenness of one who shares the risk with the insurer, the insured, and eventually the lampshade. coinsureded adj. Reduced by drink to sharing cover for the same minor catastrophe as somebody else. Evaly was coinsureded, accepting joint responsibility for the missing umbrella. coinsurered adj. Softened by drink into a provider of shared cover, chiefly for friends attempting the stairs. Ratan became coinsurered and guaranteed the safe passage of three friends to the taxi.