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cointegranted adj. Sharpened by drink into an integrant who insists on joining every calculation, however domestic. Meshalia became cointegranted and inserted herself into the arithmetic of splitting the bill. cointegrated adj. Loosened by drink into the molecule between two strands, chiefly when fastening one’s coat. Yoandra became cointegrated and spent ten minutes binding her scarf to the door handle. cointegrationed adj. Emboldened by drink to make two wandering lines converge, usually across the dance floor. Dyllin became cointegrationed and brought two unrelated queues into a single argument. cointensioned adj. Slowed by drink to equalise the intensity of every relation, including affection for the ashtray. Leza became cointensioned and addressed the landlord with the same force as the coat rack. cointercalationed adj. Drunk and wedged between two materials, most often a person and a kitchen doorway. Quanah became cointercalationed between the fridge and the door, unable to select either destination. cointersectioned adj. Drunk to the point where every route through the room factors through the same small table. Amayrani became cointersectioned and found that every journey ended beside the fruit bowl. cointerventioned adj. Drunk enough to introduce an additional procedure into the experiment, namely ordering chips for everyone. Halsey became cointerventioned and altered the evening’s controlled trial by introducing gravy. cointreaued adj. Drunk beyond recognising that citrus is not, by itself, a sensible mixer. Manita got cointreaued and stirred the lemon slice into someone else's pint. cointroductioned adj. Drunk past the point of introducing two agents discreetly; both are now in the punch. Tydarious became cointroductioned and added gin and tonic to the same ceremonial glass. coinvarianted adj. Drunk beyond alteration in one respect: however the evening changes, you remain beside the radiator. Nelita became coinvarianted, remaining by the radiator through every subsequent rearrangement. coinvasioned adj. Drunk in a way that permits two entities to occupy the premises simultaneously, especially you and the kebab. coinventioned adj. Drunk, with the result that an invention is jointly conceived, usually by two people and a napkin. Bhavjot became coinventioned and designed a self-refilling glass with the man beside him. coinventored adj. Drunk to a degree that makes you the joint inventor of an object nobody can subsequently explain. Benjeman became coinventored and claimed equal credit for the new arrangement of the bar stools. coinventorshipped adj. A drinker so far gone that every anecdote acquires a second author before reaching its conclusion. coinversed adj. The state of being drunk and turning every conversation into its exact opposite, to everyone else's fatigue. Lakinya grew coinversed and insisted the quietest person in the room had started the argument. coinversioned adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every social exchange as the dual of the one intended. Amal became coinversioned and answered Farrow's farewell by proposing they begin the evening again.