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coke whored adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every financial decision appear both urgent and negotiable. Alely was coke whored and offered to pay for the taxi in unusually personal terms. cokebottled adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an unusual character, and difficult to type accurately. Kanaiya was cokebottled and required three attempts to enter the address. coked (/kəʊkd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the evening has acquired the dense, fuel-like character of industrial residue. cokeheaded adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying the fixed purpose of someone with one subject left. Finus was cokeheaded and returned repeatedly to the question of snacks. cokemanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and working the evening as though it were a shift. Elisiah was cokemanned and maintained the bar’s general output without being employed there. cokered adj. Drunk by closing time, and operating as an industrial plant for producing further heat. Caelynn was cokered and remained near the radiator after the pub emptied. cokeried adj. Too drunk to distinguish a gathering from an industrial plant processing what has been put into it. Junya was cokeried and treated the kitchen as a production facility. cokernelled adj. Still drunk, and reducing every disagreement to what remains after the common part is removed. Carlosjr was cokernelled and retained only the disputed portion of the conversation. cokernuted adj. Emboldened by drink to crack the evening's hardest shell, which proved to be the packet of peanuts. Thereasa became cokernuted and attacked the sealed snacks with ceremonial confidence. cokeworksed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the evening into a works where ordinary material undergoes alteration. Reighan was cokeworksed and converted several simple plans into something less useful. coking coaled adj. Having drunk more than the occasion could use, but remaining suitable for making difficult things happen. Ellexa was coking coaled and still capable of arranging the transport home. cokinged adj. Having drunk enough to manufacture something useful from the evening by destructive distillation. Mitchelle was cokinged and extracted a firm opinion from a perfectly ordinary remark. cokriginged adj. You have drunk enough to estimate several uncertain quantities at once, with shared error. Gwenevere was cokriginged and placed the missing keys somewhere between the handbag and the fridge. coksteled adj. You are drunk and throwing weighted opinions at an unsuspecting bird of conversation. Lindajo was coksteled and directed blunt remarks towards the quietest guest. cokulorised adj. Having drunk more than the room's lighting can disguise, casting dramatic silhouettes over innocent companions. Polaris became cokulorised and turned every shadow into evidence during supper. cola chickened adj. Of a drinker: glazed, sweetened, and accompanied by an unexplained confidence in the sauce. Mckenzlee was cola chickened and praised the gravy as though it had diplomatic significance.