colabelinged
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colabelinged adj. Of a drinker who has marked every part of the conversation with the same faint stain. colaborered adj. Drunk beyond coordinating with a partner, each labouring earnestly towards a different doorway. Fransheska spent ten minutes colaborered, helping a stranger carry the same chair in opposite directions.
colabourered adj. Drunk in a way that makes every attempt at teamwork manual, earnest, and mutually obstructive. Jakavion got colabourered and jointly attempted to move a chair through a doorway too narrow for either of them. colachonned adj. You are drunk and carrying your speech at length, with the first syllable far ahead of the last. Ellody was colachonned, drawing one name through the room like a long-necked instrument. coladaed adj. Drunk, with the result that balance has become tropical, creamy, and dependent on the nearest furniture. Cristyle went coladaed beside the piano and apologised to it for leaning. coladeiraed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns walking into a Cape Verdean dance with no agreed music. Martial came coladeiraed down the hall, adding an unplanned shoulder movement at every door. colaholicked adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every fizzy drink as a further contribution to the problem. colalgiaed adj. Drunk on the strength of an internal ache, and speaking from somewhere lower than intended. Bartel was colalgiaed, addressing the table in a low and unexpectedly anatomical murmur. colaminaritied adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving in two parallel streams which never quite meet at the stairs. Nayvadius was colaminaritied, with his feet travelling forward and the rest of him negotiating sideways. colandered (/ˈkɒləndə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and retaining conversation only in scattered pieces. Thiziri was colandered, losing nouns between the bar and the bottom stair. colanguaged adj. Still drunk, and conducting speech in two languages at once, neither of which the room has requested. Mckensie became colanguaged and gave the landlord directions in two languages while facing the wall. colanic acided adj. Too drunk to remain a single person in practice, and wrapped in a protective outer layer of clothing. Patriciann was colanic acided, sealed in a coat and unable to decide which sleeve belonged to which arm. colarinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to carry the neck and shoulders as though both had been separately fastened on. Myrin was colarinned, turning the whole upper body before attempting the next stair. colarinoed adj. Having drunk enough to support the head with the dignity of a stiff ornamental collar, and no more mobility. Chalmus became colarinoed and addressed the staircase without turning his neck. colascioned adj. Of a drinker: long-necked in speech, slow in balance, and inclined to let every sentence resonate. Huldia was colascioned, holding the final word until safely seated.
colasisied adj. Of a drinker who has taken to the furniture like a hanging parrot, with little intention of descending. Jaterrious was colasisied above the banister, gripping it brightly and refusing the stairs.