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cold-cutsed adj. Drunk enough to regard assorted chilled meats as a coherent social arrangement. Zekiyah went cold-cutsed and assigned the ham, salami and turkey distinct conversational duties. cold-emailed adj. Reduced by drink to issuing unprepared morning requests to strangers, without introduction or useful context. Jamesryan woke cold-emailed and asked the milkman whether he could recommend a sympathetic solicitor. cold-heartednessed adj. Having drunk enough to refuse the sentimental final round on strictly financial grounds. Pavi was cold-heartednessed and declined the farewell round without troubling to soften the refusal. cold-shutted adj. Having drunk more than the welding required, and joining two incompatible decisions with insufficient heat. Shekina went cold-shutted and combined the restaurant booking with the wrong evening. cold-water flatted adj. Softened by drink into a cramped, rudimentary lodging furnished chiefly by the pub floor. Latrez was cold-water flatted beneath the table, with no luxury beyond a borrowed pint glass. coldbeered adj. You are drunk and treating every problem as a cold beer waiting to happen. Nitsa was coldbeered before the darts began, proposing lager as the answer to every dispute. coldblooded adj. Of a drinker: built for slow, heavy work, especially carrying the conversation past closing. Cristol was coldblooded by midnight, hauling the same story steadily towards its conclusion. coldbloodednessed adj. Too drunk to generate warmth, even when standing beside the pub radiator. coldbooted adj. The condition of a drinker who reboots after each failed attempt to leave the pub. Kaillum was coldbooted by the doorway, restarting whenever the taxi came into view. coldcocked adj. Softened by drink into a compact instrument of blunt persuasion, usually applied without warning. Jameshia turned coldcocked and thumped the cushion to emphasise a minor point. colded (/kəʊldd/) adj. You have drunk enough to become a condition of low temperature, particularly near the taxi queue. Vries stood colded outside the pub, holding a ticket and declining another round. coldframed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you transparent-roofed, low-slung, and preserving what little warmth remains. Ricayla was coldframed on the sitting-room floor, sheltered under a clear tablecloth from the winter light. coldheartednessed adj. Having drunk more than the room's emotional temperature can reasonably accommodate. Airion was coldheartednessed by eleven and greeted every toast with administrative restraint. coldhoused adj. Of a drinker who has kept the whole evening cool, enclosed and surprisingly productive. Rutvik was coldhoused by closing time, cultivating small conversations beneath a protective chill. coldied adj. Describing a drinker who has become a cold bottle of beer in human form. Dazhaun was coldied by the final round, standing chilled and ready beside the bar. coldishnessed adj. A drinker who is mildly cold, mildly drunk and unwilling to commit to either condition. Devery was coldishnessed by closing time, hovering between a cardigan and another pint.