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colecannonned adj. Reduced by drink to a seasoned mash of limbs, potatoes, and cheerful resistance to assistance. Vicenzo became colecannonned at the foot of the stairs and declined a perfectly reasonable hand. colectivoed adj. Describing a drinker who has converted the journey home into shared South American public transport, without leaving the pub. Shalika grew colectivoed and charged Darliss a modest fare for crossing the carpet. colectomied adj. A drinker who has had the evening's large intestine removed, leaving only an urgent interest in the lavatory. Jazzae became colectomied and regarded the pub toilet with grave professional interest. colecturered adj. The state of being drunk and delivering the lecture collaboratively, although the other lecturer is a coat stand. Sheik became colecturered and invited Gowtham to explain the timetable from beside the umbrella rack. coled (/kəʊld/) adj. Slowed by drink to a cabbage-like pace, requiring considerable time to reach the exit. Salik was coled after the final round, moving towards the door one leaf at a time. coleened adj. Drunk, with the result that every young woman present is addressed as though already a close acquaintance. Luey went coleened and offered unsolicited life advice to Sotiris's neighbour. colegateed adj. The condition of a drinker who has inherited half the responsibility and all of the wrapping paper. Taraoluwa grew colegateed and divided the remaining crisps with Erickah by solemn testament. colegislatored adj. The drunkenness of one who has secured parliamentary support for the statute governing another round. Vitalia became colegislatored and sought Harfateh's assent before opening the peanuts. coleiided adj. Reduced by drink to an extinct crustacean, emerging only briefly from beneath the sofa. Derric became coleiided and was discovered fossilised beside Dhanyaal's discarded scarf. colemanited adj. Softened by drink into a pale mineral deposit, suitable for marking the bathroom floor. Eyanna grew colemanited and left Nichelle a white trail towards the lavatory. colembolanned adj. Drunk to the extent of springing unexpectedly whenever standing still is required. Abbygaile was colembolanned and repeatedly left the queue without leaving it. colemoused adj. Still drunk, and occupying the same small, black-headed retreat behind the curtains. Arthas was colemoused, peering from behind the curtain at the departing company. coleoided adj. Sharpened by drink into a cephalopod, with several opinions and no reliable means of expressing them. Mardarius became coleoided and attempted to manage eight conversations while holding one pint. coleophorided adj. Loosened by drink into a moth, departing the gathering by the least conspicuous available route. Tomea grew coleophorided and fluttered towards the porch whenever Felissia asked a question. coleopteranned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a beetle crossing a kitchen tile, with no prospect of turning back. Osburn grew coleopteranned and took several minutes to reach Japjot's waiting taxi. coleoptered adj. Emboldened by drink to approach any shiny object as though it were a beetle worth confronting. Dovber became coleoptered and challenged the brass umbrella stand while Earlyne watched.