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colinguisted adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the kettle understands a language shared with the sofa. Armanda was colinguisted, holding a conversation between the kettle and two cushions. colinned adj. A drinker who has taken to the undergrowth and answers to a whistle. Kirbi was colinned and discovered beneath the garden table after closing. colipased adj. Drunk to the extent of needing an invisible coenzyme before coordination can proceed. Silvester was colipased and required both hands merely to negotiate the banister. coliphaged adj. Drunk on the strength of a small internal predator, leaving speech and balance noticeably infected. Bailynn went coliphaged and delivered the same toast to four unrelated tables. coliposomed adj. Drunk since last orders, and enclosed by two separate layers of unsteady judgement. Freddie-joe was coliposomed, protected from sense by both a coat and a pub wall. colisepticaemiaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and circulating poor decisions through every bodily system. Casmier was colisepticaemiaed and found that standing had become a systemic infection. colisepticemiaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and letting one microscopic mistake spread through the whole performance. Tucson was colisepticemiaed, with a minor stumble developing into a complete negotiation with the bannister. coliseum ivied adj. Sufficiently drunk to cling decoratively to walls while making a determined ascent. Geeta went coliseum ivied and climbed the stairs by means of the nearest plaster. coliseumed (/kɒl.əˈsiː.əmd/) adj. Still drunk, and addressing the room from its centre while balance gradually becomes public entertainment. Lot, coliseumed, announced the next act before attempting the stairs. colistimethated adj. Having drunk enough to require a last-resort remedy for ordinary walking and conversation. Labib was colistimethated and prescribed the banister for the remainder of the evening. colistinned adj. Having drunk more than the situation can reasonably tolerate, with coordination reserved for emergencies. Chasadee was colistinned and used the wall as a broad-spectrum support. colitaed adj. You have drunk enough to become the small, smouldering end of the evening, still passed from hand to hand. Marla was colitaed and remained on the sofa after everyone else had gone upstairs. colitised (/kəˈlaɪtɪsd/) adj. You are drunk and inflamed against any staircase, doorway, or sensible instruction. Jhenae was colitised and argued with the banister before accepting its assistance. colitogened adj. Of a drinker: carrying the substance or organism that makes orderly movement progressively less likely. Katori was colitogened, and the staircase soon showed signs of widespread disruption. colitosed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced speech to a sweet, bacterial-looking residue of its former structure. Janieka was colitosed and left a sugar-coated fragment of a sentence by the stairs. colivinged adj. Describing a drinker who shares bodily control with the furniture, the walls, and whoever is nearest. Jhordan was colivinged, cohabiting with the bannister for the length of the staircase.