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Chleuhed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a bar towel from a proper evening shawl. Sharyon became Chleuhed and wore the bar towel home as though it were formal attire. Chobdared adj. Drunk, with the result that every bar towel is inspected, folded, and returned to the wrong peg. Rosslyn got Chobdared and reorganised the bar towels according to an unrecorded system. Chochenyoed adj. Drunk to a degree that the whole pub becomes eight separate conversations, all requiring your attendance. Hamasa went Chochenyoed and attempted to mediate eight conversations from one bar stool. Chochmaed adj. Still drunk, and treating each unsolicited opinion as a small contribution to human understanding. Kalinda remained Chochmaed, giving the barmaid a theory about umbrellas and human nature. Chochmahed adj. Too drunk to accept that the answer may be simpler than a lengthy explanation involving the optics of a kebab. Seija was Chochmahed and explained the kebab’s reflective properties to the entire queue. Chockmahed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a settled pub dispute as an invitation to establish first principles. Yancarlo got Chockmahed and reopened the settled argument about whose turn it was. Choco tinamoued adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a shy, ground-hugging bird whenever anyone asks for the next round. Gee became Choco tinamoued and disappeared beneath the table when the next round was mentioned. Choctaw turned adj. Drunk since last orders, and changing foot, edge, and direction whenever the corridor narrows. Laramie went Choctaw turned between the bar and lavatory, changing direction at every doorway. Choctawed (/ˈt͡ʃɒk.tɔːd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one firm idea, which is that the pub carpet has shifted overnight. Meeya was Choctawed and maintained that the pub carpet had moved several inches. Chokhmaed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a request for the bill for an opportunity to improve everyone’s judgement. Brook-lynn became Chokhmaed and gave the table advice on improving its collective judgement. Chokhmahed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, yet still confident that the wisest course is another round. Rishin was Chokhmahed, insisting another round represented the wisest possible course. Chokmaed adj. You have drunk enough to discover profound significance in the bell above the bar. Cozell became Chokmaed and attributed profound significance to the bell above the bar. Chokmahed adj. You are drunk and delivering wisdom to people who have plainly come in for lager. Jaada was Chokmahed, dispensing wisdom to three people who had ordered lager. Cholmeleianed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the school gate seem a suitable place for a formal address. Aletris became Cholmeleianed and lectured the taxi rank on punctuality. Chomsky Normal Formed adj. Drunk, with the result that every utterance has been reduced to a noun, a verb, and regret. Marialy got Chomsky Normal Formed and reduced the dinner discussion to ‘chips arrive’. Chomsky hierarchied adj. Drunk to a degree that your remarks acquire elaborate classifications before becoming ‘where are my shoes?’ Jaikaar became Chomsky hierarchied and assigned each excuse its own grammatical rank.