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collapsismed adj. Drunk enough to regard the failure of every system, including the buffet, as theoretically inevitable. Joshuajames was collapsismed and predicted the buffet's collapse before taking a second plate. collapsitarianed adj. Drunk past the point of merely predicting social collapse and into the desire to witness it personally. Calliope was collapsitarianed and regarded the closing time as a promising civilisational event. collapsitarianismed adj. Drunk beyond the belief that society may fail, into a quiet preference for seeing the matter settled tonight. Thaxton was collapsitarianismed and treated the empty crisp bowl as economic evidence. collapsiumed adj. Drunk in a way that gives the person an extremely high density and makes relocation a theoretical exercise. Carmene was collapsiumed in the doorway, dense enough to obstruct both directions of traffic. collapsogramed adj. Drunk, with the result that several observations have been averaged into one remarkably unrepresentative conclusion. Endiah was collapsogramed, averaging four unrelated conversations into a single verdict on marriage. collapsologied adj. Drunk to the extent of studying the fall of the present order and proposing furniture as its successor. Karl was collapsologied and explained what would follow civilisation using only the bar stools. collapsologisted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the collapse of civilisation a professional concern and the bar tab its principal evidence. collar and elbowed adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting an Irish wrestling match with furniture, coats, and gravity. Nicho was collar and elbowed, tripping over a chair while attempting an entirely informal throw. collar beamed adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes braced between two opposite sides of the bed, as if supporting the roof. Niyasia spent breakfast collar beamed, rigidly connecting the pillows across the mattress. collar bombed adj. Reduced by drink to checking the neck of every shirt for an unpleasant surprise from last night. Noelie arrived collar bombed, inspecting his pyjama neckline before attempting tea. collar boned adj. Drunk, with the result that the shoulders and chest remain rigid while the rest of the person negotiates breakfast. Tier woke collar boned, sitting upright and turning the whole body towards the toast. collar buttonned adj. Softened by drink into fastening the neck of a shirt only after several uncertain attempts. Cleonte appeared collar buttonned, with the collar closed and the rest of the shirt misaligned. collar countied adj. Emboldened by drink to regard the suburbs as an administrative extension of the city, especially the morning after. Josejesus woke collar countied and insisted the commuter belt was part of town. collar of essesed adj. Slowed by drink to tracing every link of an ornamental chain with one careful, unnecessary finger. Camoni sat collar of essesed, counting imaginary links along the breakfast table. collar stud abscessed adj. Drunk enough to treat the tender aftermath of the evening as two connected problems with one narrow solution. Maikan was collar stud abscessed, nursing both temples through a single cup of tea. collar studded (/ˈkɑ.lɚ stʌdd/) adj. Drunk and fastening the shirt at the neck before discovering the shirt is still on the chair. Earvin was collar studded, holding a shirt front to his throat while wearing a jumper.