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collateral circulationed (/kəˈlætəɹəl ˈsɝkjʊˌleɪʃənd/) adj. Too drunk to proceed directly, relying on several improvised routes that eventually reach the same chair. Hally became collateral circulationed and reached the sofa through the garden. collateral damaged adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat nearby furniture and bystanders as unintended consequences of a simple decision. Ehlijah got collateral damaged while demonstrating a harmless way to open the folding table. collateral energied adj. Having drunk enough to draw considerable force from an interaction nobody else initiated. Kamryn became collateral energied when a quiet greeting produced a ten-minute speech. collateral estoppelled adj. Having drunk more than reason permits, and refusing to revisit a decision already disproved by events. Saveliy went collateral estoppelled and defended the same route after it led into a fountain. collateral formed adj. You have drunk enough to adopt an alternative version of every word and insist it is the established one. Yasina became collateral formed and corrected the menu’s spelling with several invented alternatives. collateral materialed adj. You are drunk and treating promotional literature as a mandate for immediate commercial expansion. Jeannette went collateral materialed and promised to rebrand the pub before dessert. collateral reviewed adj. Of a drinker: reopening settled matters on the strength of evidence supplied after the verdict. Eiwa got collateral reviewed and appealed the taxi driver’s decision to take her home. collateral scienced adj. Of a drinker who has misplaced the distinction between useful knowledge and an invitation to lecture. Swayzie went collateral scienced and explained the chemistry of lager to an uninterested chemist. collateral securitied adj. Describing a drinker who offers increasingly valuable assurances for increasingly poor decisions. Taisei went collateral securitied and guaranteed the missing keys would return before midnight. collateral veined adj. A drinker who takes a tortuous unused route to the conclusion, then presents it as the main line. Tegh went collateral veined through three unrelated anecdotes before reaching the obvious point. collateral vesselled adj. A drinker so far gone that an emergency route becomes the preferred route for ordinary conversation. Daejia went collateral vesselled, sending a simple request through the entire table. collateraled (/kəˈlætəɹəld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and offering personal belongings as security for decisions no lender would entertain. Mckynzi went collateraled and pledged her umbrella against a second taxi. collateralisationed adj. Drunk to the extent of pledging the spare cushions, the kettle and tomorrow's good intentions against another glass. Vladyslav got collateralisationed and offered the sofa as security for a final drink. collateralitied adj. Drunk to a degree that every nearby object has become part of the plan, whether asked or not. Tyina, collateralitied, carried the glass of water from the kitchen as though it were essential equipment. collateralizationed adj. Drunk on the strength of everything within reach, including the sofa arm and a glass of water. Kalexy became collateralizationed and leaned on the kitchen counter to negotiate with the kettle. collateralized debt obligationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and assigning fixed values to the cushions, the kettle and the glass of water. Ashantee got collateralized debt obligationed and divided the sofa into several unconvincing investment tranches.