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collection-plated adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a receptacle for everyone's spare change and sympathy. Joandaly grew collection-plated and returned from the bar with coins from three pockets. collectioned (/kəˈlɛkʃənd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has gathered the whole evening into one untidy account. Loranza got collectioned and presented the landlord with receipts, corks, and a receipt for the corks. collectionered adj. Softened by drink into accepting whatever the passing plate and the evening can spare. Qwanda got collectionered and gratefully accepted half a pork pie from the bar. collectionitised adj. Sharpened by drink into believing every object in the pub requires immediate acquisition. Loyde became collectionitised and attempted to gather the numbered coat tokens. collective actioned adj. Emboldened by drink to act together with everyone within reach, usually against the landlord's closing time. Teckla got collective actioned and led the whole bar towards one final round. collective agreemented adj. Drunk and operating under terms nobody recalls signing but everyone now observes. Birdine got collective agreemented and insisted the whole table finish before anyone went home. collective bargaininged adj. Drunk to the point where ordering chips becomes a negotiated settlement between several parties. Sofya got collective bargaininged and spent ten minutes negotiating shared ownership of the last sausage. collective buyinged adj. Of a drinker: ordering a round for an unconsulted group and expecting gratitude from the empty seats. Pressie was collective buyinged, purchasing drinks for four people who had caught the earlier train. collective call signed adj. Drunk beyond individual identity, answering to the whole table whenever anyone calls for service. Ashantia became collective call signed and responded whenever the bar staff addressed the group. collective fruited adj. Of a drinker who has become an aggregate of separate intentions, all of which now require a banana. Johnlloyd was collective fruited, presenting his assorted excuses as a single matter of state. collective investment schemed adj. Describing a drinker who has pooled all available judgement with others and invested it in crisps. Atharva became collective investment schemed and proposed sharing the pub's remaining peanuts. collective memoried adj. A drinker who remembers the evening only as a committee, each member blaming another for the taxi. collective moded adj. A drinker so far gone that the whole body oscillates coherently whenever one foot encounters the carpet. Balqis was collective moded, swaying in unison from shoulders to shoes. collective noted adj. The state of being drunk and issuing formal correspondence on behalf of everyone present, chiefly about the toilets. Gehard became collective noted and addressed the landlord regarding the inadequate loo queue. collective nouned adj. The condition of a drinker who has become grammatically singular while continuing to speak for the entire table. Anouk was collective nouned and announced that we all required chips immediately. collective numbered adj. The drunkenness of one who has assigned the whole party a single number and lost count of it. Jashwin was collective numbered, referring to six companions as ‘the seven of us’.