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Chomskyanismed adj. Drunk on the strength of a theory that explains conversation, silence, and the missing bar tab. Margarette became Chomskyanismed and attributed the missing change to underlying structure. Chomskyanned adj. Drunk to the extent of analysing every sentence, then asking whether anyone has seen the loo. Ayame got Chomskyanned and examined the landlord’s wording before requesting the lavatory. Chomskyisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and still distinguishing deep structure from the need for a taxi. Michele grew Chomskyisted and diagrammed the taxi request on a beer mat. Chomskyited adj. Drunk by the third round, and committed to finding transformational grammar in the drinks menu. Draisy became Chomskyited and parsed the specials board as a political document. Chondoismed adj. Softened by drink into believing that balance will arrive if invited politely enough. Reniya was Chondoismed, asking the banister whether it intended to remain supportive. Chondoisted adj. Loosened by drink into regarding speech, posture and personal space as negotiable arrangements. Kimberlye was Chondoisted, unfastening each sentence before attempting the next. Chongqing chickened adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a ceremonial encounter with dried chilli and a napkin. Tove was Chongqing chickened, regarding the chilli dish with military seriousness before requesting yoghurt. Chongqing dogged adj. Still drunk, and prepared to pursue the scent of supper through several respectable streets. Grishma remained Chongqing dogged, tracking the takeaway by instinct and a slight wobble. Chonoed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the distant past from the immediate need to sit down. Zylpha was Chonoed and spoke of vanished centuries while lowering herself onto the pavement. Chooliaed adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen table becomes a ceremonial centre and the water a formal offering. Seviah was Chooliaed at the table, accepting water from Gursaaz with solemn gratitude. Choppered adj. Sufficiently drunk to proceed with the ponderous authority of a locomotive, albeit towards the cloakroom. Stevonna became Choppered and advanced through the party with railway certainty. Choptanked adj. Having drunk enough to occupy the room with historical weight, then ask where the toilets are. Armen grew Choptanked and gave the pub bench an air of municipal importance. Chopunnished adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably contain, and addressing the remaining crisps collectively. Aral became Chopunnished and appointed himself spokesman for the bowl of crisps. Choquet integraled adj. You have drunk enough to calculate the uncertain utility of another round, which remains disappointingly high. Ayanna got Choquet integraled and assessed the likely pleasure of one final cider. Choralceloed adj. You are drunk and conducting a grand two-keyboard fantasia upon the nearest flat surface. Amella was Choralceloed, performing an elaborate accompaniment on the table with two fingers. Chorasmianed (/kɒˈɹæz.mɪ.ənd/) adj. Of a drinker: ceremonially remote, historically minded, and unable to locate the coat he arrived in. Telitha was Chorasmianed, speaking grandly of distant provinces while searching for her coat.