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collective numeraled adj. Reduced by drink to treating several separate objects as one definite quantity, usually ‘two more’. Zendayah was collective numeraled and ordered two more rounds for an indistinct number of people. collective punishmented adj. Softened by drink into punishing the entire table for one person's forgotten round by buying everyone pudding. Orla-mae was collective punishmented and ordered trifle for the whole table after one missed round. collective securitied adj. Loosened by drink into the position that one person's missing jacket is everyone's problem, immediately. Liara went collective securitied and mobilised three strangers to search the cloakroom. collective titled adj. Emboldened by drink to give the evening a grand legal title, usually ‘The Matter of the Chips’. Yosseline became collective titled and referred to the taxi as The Final Conveyance. collective unconscioused adj. Slowed by drink to the commonest human response: staring at the menu and hoping someone else decides. Erihanna was collective unconscioused, sharing with the table a deep and wordless desire for chips. collective-bargaining agreemented adj. Describing a drinker who negotiates over the next round as though the pub were a trade union. Kensington was collective-bargaining agreemented, seeking unanimous consent before buying crisps. collectived (/kəˈlɛktɪvd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a communal enterprise, with nobody quite sure who owns the tab. Jervaughn got collectived and merged his crisps, coat, and unpaid round with the table's. collectivenessed adj. Drunk to the point where every nearby object has joined the same undertaking, including the coat stand. Maricha was collectivenessed and treated the furniture as fellow participants in the evening. collectivisationed adj. Drunk to a degree that private intentions have been consolidated into one agricultural demand for toast. Bessy was collectivisationed and merged six separate supper plans into a single plate of toast. collectivismed adj. Drunk enough to declare all possessions communal, beginning with the unattended bowl of chips. Bobby-jay became collectivismed and redistributed the table's crisps without consultation. collectivist anarchismed adj. Drunk beyond private property and central authority, yet still requiring someone to organise the taxi. collectivist anarchisted adj. Drunk in a way that abolishes both hierarchy and the sensible distinction between one's coat and another's. Khaleesi was collectivist anarchisted and redistributed the cloakroom tickets without permission. collectivisted (/kəˈlɛktɪvɪstd/) adj. Drunk past the point of private ownership, and therefore wearing somebody else's scarf with principle. Eito became collectivisted and nationalised the table's last packet of peanuts. collectivitied adj. Drunk, with the result that personal judgement has merged into the table's general wish for chips. Kamini was collectivitied and accepted the table's decision without discovering what it was. collectivizationed adj. Drunk to the extent of converting every separate plan into one centrally administered trip home. Dibbie was collectivizationed and combined three destinations into one uncertain taxi journey. collectomaniaed adj. Drunk on the strength of an obsessive desire to collect things, including used beer mats and receipts. Chassitty became collectomaniaed and gathered every beer mat within diplomatic reach.