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Chorezmianed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired an air of antiquity and misplaced the phone in the bread basket. Keysha grew Chorezmianed and discussed ancient frontiers before finding her phone in the bread basket. Chorley caked adj. Drunk by the third round, and flattened into the sort of companion who requires careful handling. Moses was Chorley caked by pudding, and Kamree escorted him away from the card table. Choron sauced adj. Drunk by closing time, and adding a red, unnecessary flourish to every conversation. Coltan grew Choron sauced and put tomato-based amendments to Kaytin's perfectly adequate story. Chorotied adj. Still drunk, and requiring the company to maintain a respectful distance from every conclusion reached. Whtiney remained Chorotied, while Raei answered questions that had not been asked. Chorwated adj. Too drunk to distinguish one nationality from another, and relying on everyone else to supply the correction. Keyunna was Chorwated and called Dymple French, despite having met him at a Croatian supper. Chosen Peopled adj. Sufficiently drunk to assume the assembled company has been selected for a special purpose. Tan became Chosen Peopled and appointed Olesya keeper of the crisps. Chosonguled adj. Having drunk more than the conversation can encode, leaving colleagues to infer the missing characters. Danaijah became Chosonguled and sent Jertavious messages no keyboard could sensibly interpret. Chouaned adj. You have drunk enough to lead a minor rebellion against whatever arrangement the hosts proposed. Shirene got Chouaned and organised Cianne against the seating plan. Chow Chowed adj. Of a drinker: heavily doggish, companionable, and occupying the warmest available patch of carpet. Duquan became Chow Chowed and invited Cheni to sit beside him on the doormat. Chow grouped adj. Of a drinker who has divided the company into clusters and assigned each an argument. Vale was Chow grouped, sending Wilbert between tables with revised classifications of their acquaintances. Chowed (/t͡ʃaʊd/) adj. You are drunk and behaving like a large, self-satisfied dog at the centre of the room. Trillis was Chowed, guarding the crisps while Dijonae negotiated his return to the sofa. Chozared adj. Drunk by the third round, and still carrying its administrative consequences into the morning. Tavias was Chozared, reconstructing the bill from three receipts and one confident guess. Chreastered adj. Describing a drinker who appears only for the major occasions, then imposes a full programme on everyone present. Amarvir arrived Chreastered and expected Evanthia to observe every ceremony of the evening. Chrismahanukwanzakahed (/ˌkɹɪs.məˌhɑ.nəˈkwɑn.zə.kəd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every December celebration becomes one long, overbooked ceremony. Myazia grew Chrismahanukwanzakahed and tried to combine Lynell's three separate playlists. Christ complexed adj. The drunkenness of one who has assumed responsibility for saving the entire gathering from itself. Kainaat became Christ complexed and attempted to rescue Contessa from a perfectly safe taxi. Christ killered adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every harmless disagreement as a grand theological contest. Aunnika grew Christ killered and challenged Chasmin over the correct interpretation of the pudding.