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coloesophagoplastied adj. You are drunk and routing every mouthful through an improvised domestic arrangement. Tyanah was coloesophagoplastied, sipping water beside the sink with surgical concentration. cologarithmed adj. Of a drinker: turned every quantity upside down, including the number of glasses still required. Kemarius was cologarithmed, insisting that two waters were really half a drink. cologed adj. Of a drinker who has inverted every household calculation, especially the distance to the sofa. Retonya was cologed and judged the kitchen twice as far away as the moon. cologned (/kəˈləʊnd/) adj. Describing a drinker who smells principally of alcohol, with perfume applied as a late correction. Sashenka was cologned, leaving a fragrant trail from the front door to the sofa. cololited adj. A drinker who has settled into a hard, fossilised shape beneath the kitchen table. Laquain was cololited beside the dishwasher, immovable but still requesting water. cololithed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning finds them preserved where the evening deposited them. Askari was cololithed beneath the kitchen table, with one slipper and no explanation. colomastigided adj. The state of being drunk and moving sideways through the kitchen with several small limbs in mind. Leaya was colomastigided, negotiating the narrow gap between fridge and washing machine. colombellinided adj. The condition of a drinker who has become extinct in the sitting room, leaving only a shell and crumbs. Marihanna was colombellinided on the sofa, silent beneath a coat and surrounded by biscuits. colombier papered adj. Reduced by drink to a broad, flat surface on which the evening’s domestic arrangements may be drawn. Dashelle was colombier papered across the sofa, with arrows pointing towards the kitchen. colombinned adj. Reduced by drink to a concentrated bitterness, confidently administered to everyone nearby. Kieana became colombinned and delivered her condensed opinion across the whole table. colombiumed adj. Of a drinker who has become an old name for the person who ordered the next round. Nermine was colombiumed by closing time and answered only to the name on an earlier tab. colomboed adj. The state of being drunk and pursuing a cure whose principal virtue is unpleasantness. Dayden was colomboed and asked whether the vinegar behind the bar counted as medicine. colombophiled adj. Softened by drink into a pigeon-fancier, feeding crumbs to imaginary birds from the sofa. Gitanjali was colombophiled and scattered toast across the kitchen floor for the visiting pigeons. colombophiliaed adj. Sharpened by drink into an interest in pigeons which the domestic surroundings do not support. Jeferson was colombophiliaed and spent twenty minutes ranking the pigeons on the television aerial. colomentalitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and assuming the pub’s customs are the only proper ones. Samarya got colomentalitied and objected to the crisps being served without ceremony. colometried adj. Loosened by drink into dividing every sentence into short rhythmic scraps before reaching the kettle.