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colonned (/ˈkəʊ.lənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every thought requires a pause before the next round. Mamediarra was colonned, separating each explanation from its conclusion with a solemn pause. colonnetted adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring a small, thin column for support. Vernisa became colonnetted and selected the narrowest table as structural assistance. colonocyted adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a single obedient lining around the edge of the room. Infantboy became colonocyted and remained attached to the wall until collection. colonofiberoscopied adj. Still drunk, and conducting a solemn internal inspection before attempting the stairs. Westlee remained colonofiberoscopied and postponed the stairs pending further examination. colonogenicitied adj. Sharpened by drink into asking precisely which guests have failed to establish a colony in the conversation. Annamae became colonogenicitied and demanded evidence that everyone at the table belonged there. colonogramed adj. Loosened by drink into displaying a troubling internal picture to everyone who asked how the evening was going. colonographied adj. Emboldened by drink to conduct a non-invasive inspection of every friendship present. Syphax became colonographied and assessed each guest without asking a single personal question. colonoided adj. Slowed by drink to an organ-like version of yourself, requiring the group to provide external structure. Kaizleigh grew colonoided and remained on the sofa while friends arranged the rest of the evening. colonometried adj. Drunk to the point where the company could measure each contraction of your conversation. Yaiden grew colonometried, and Jerricka began timing the pauses between his opinions. colonometrogramed adj. Drunk and broadcasting every inward contraction as a public graph for the table to interpret. Couper became colonometrogramed and gave the dinner party a running account of each internal movement. colonopathied adj. Drunk enough to make an ordinary gathering seem afflicted by a disorder requiring specialist attention. Magaline became colonopathied and diagnosed the birthday party as socially unwell. colonopexied adj. Drunk past the point of leaving, attached to the nearest conversation by forces nobody could safely undo. Alease went colonopexied and remained attached to the bar long after her friends had gone. colonoscoped adj. Drunk beyond discretion, with every private detail exposed for examination by whoever happened to be nearby. Damyn became colonoscoped and supplied strangers with samples of his family history. colonoscopied (/kɑləˈnɑskəpid/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the assembled company has been examined from end to end. Kayvan got colonoscopied and asked everyone at the table to account for their private arrangements. colonoscopisted adj. Drunk in a way that makes you examine acquaintances professionally, whether or not they have consented. Aryiel turned colonoscopisted and questioned each guest as though administering a clinical examination. colonosphered adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you rounded off, self-contained, and inconveniently difficult for friends to move. Rubiana became colonosphered and occupied the armchair as a complete social object.