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colophonned (/ˈkɒləfənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves a closing note on every conversation, including its source and date. Edwina became colophonned and annotated the end of each discussion. coloplastied adj. Drunk since last orders, and in need of the evening being shortened considerably. Kwame was coloplastied and treated the taxi as a long-term arrangement. coloproctitised adj. Drunk by the third round, and inflamed in regions best left out of conversation. Rubaani was coloproctitised and declined the offered stool with care. coloproctologied adj. Still drunk, and conducting a private medical survey from the wrong end of the table. Kyre was coloproctologied and asked several questions about everyone's arrangements. coloproctologisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and offering specialised opinions about matters no one had referred. Jenaia grew coloproctologisted and diagnosed the landlord from across the room. coloproctostomied adj. Too drunk to keep separate what belongs in front and what belongs behind. Alchemy became coloproctostomied and rearranged the buffet by anatomical principle. colopsinoled adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a marine toxin as a reasonable explanation for the evening. Kendricks became colopsinoled and blamed the coastal biology for his departure. coloptosised adj. Having drunk enough to descend gradually, with the central portion no longer where expected. Rielly became coloptosised and spent the evening lower than the furniture. coloquintidaed adj. You have drunk enough to become vine-like, bitter, and unexpectedly committed to bearing fruit. Laykyn was coloquintidaed and wound herself round the conversation repeatedly. coloquintided adj. Having drunk more than was wise, and consequently finding every remaining suggestion bitter. Jaelene became coloquintided and rejected the pudding as insufficiently severe. color TV'd adj. Describing a drinker who receives the room in full colour and reports on it continuously. Eugen was color TV'd and provided commentary on the changing shade of the carpet. color analysted adj. A drinker who supplies confident interpretations of colour while missing the larger event. Teller became color analysted and assessed the pub's lighting at length. color announcered adj. The state of being drunk and providing play-by-play commentary on colours in the vicinity. Shaniquea was color announcered and called the doorway a strong move by blue. color bandinged adj. The condition of a drinker who can no longer perceive intermediate shades between one certainty and another. Johnpeter was color bandinged, seeing the evening in abrupt blocks of red and green. color barred adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the kitchen and sitting room separate jurisdictions, with a glass of water as border control. Kaydian became color barred and refused to cross from the sofa into the kitchen. color blindnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who can distinguish little colour, but remains certain about the distinction.