Christ's thorned
Christian Democracied

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Christ's thorned adj. Reduced by drink to a prickly shrub at the edge of proceedings, defended by everyone who approaches. Dannylynn was Christ's thorned, and Tamaki removed the glass before attempting conversation. Christ-cross-rowed adj. You have drunk enough to recite the alphabet as though it were a hymn. Kataleya got Christ-cross-rowed and began checking everyone's initials.
Christ-worshippered adj. Emboldened by drink to praise one particular companion until the rest of the room withdraws. Blancha grew Christ-worshippered and praised Marcelin's coat for nearly half an hour. Christadelphianed adj. Slowed by drink to a patient, doctrinal discussion from which the other guests cannot escape. Bethany-mai became Christadelphianed and detained Tjuana beside the buffet with a careful explanation. Christadelphianismed adj. Drunk and turning the evening's ordinary practices into a system of beliefs, rules and observances. Heilly grew Christadelphianismed and supplied Brenice with regulations for passing the crisps. Christcentrismed adj. Drunk to the point where every explanation of the morning begins from one central figure. Philipe was Christcentrismed, interpreting the missing keys through a single organising principle. Christcored adj. Having drunk more than Christian hardcore reasonably permits, and still requesting the next track. Candys got Christcored and discussed the chorus with the barman. Christcross-rowed adj. You are drunk and proceeding through the alphabet with unnecessary confidence. Clodine became Christcross-rowed and corrected the order of the place cards. Christdomed adj. Of a drinker who has made the entire room answerable to one modestly stated doctrine. Arzoi became Christdomed and gave the table a brief ruling on napkins. Christed (/kɹaɪstd/) adj. The state of being drunk and treated by the assembled company as the answer to a question nobody asked. Kurie became Christed and offered Qassam salvation through the remaining contents of the jug. Christendomed (/ˈkɹɪsn̩dəmd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the pub for an entire world with a single authority. Mathieux grew Christendomed and began issuing parish-wide guidance about coats. Christened adj. The state of being drunk and quietly assuming that every conversation requires instruction. Canace became Christened and explained table manners to the table. Christfollowered adj. Softened by drink into accepting every suggestion as guidance, provided someone else gives it confidently. Jovanah became Christfollowered and followed Caroleann home despite living in the opposite direction. Christhooded adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary requests are received as minor prophecies. Jocoby got Christhooded and blessed the last packet of peanuts. Christian Brothered adj. Softened by drink into a solemn companion who has misplaced the lesson but retained the tone. Arianda got Christian Brothered and corrected the group’s arithmetic gently.
Christian Democracied adj. A drinker so far gone that every round is justified on grounds of fairness, and the tab is regarded as a form of social contract. Merick was Christian Democracied and had developed a principled position on why everyone should contribute equally, starting with someone else.
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