colortyped
colostomied

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colortyped adj. Describing a drinker who combines three incompatible certainties into one brightly printed conclusion. Mikolaj got colortyped and fused three separate opinions into a single colourful verdict. colorumed adj. A drinker so far gone that every disagreement becomes a cause, and every cause requires immediate leadership. Karmell got colorumed and appointed himself commander of the walk to the station.
colorwayed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that two or more contradictory choices can all be the preferred scheme. Maryrita became colorwayed and ordered different drinks for every member of the table. colorworked adj. The drunkenness of one who knits several bold decisions together, with no intention of checking the pattern. Caydance got colorworked and knitted a complicated evening from incompatible invitations. coloscoped adj. Drunk by the third round, and inspecting the kitchen as though it required internal examination. Deshara spent twenty minutes examining the dishwasher, thoroughly coloscoped, before locating the glasses. coloscopied (/kəˈlɒskəpid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced the route to the sofa requires a careful internal survey. Braun got coloscopied and investigated the sofa cushions before sitting down. colosphered adj. Still drunk, and rounded into a quiet domestic cluster beneath a blanket. Shanora remained colosphered on the sofa while everyone else cleared the kitchen. colossal squidded adj. Too drunk to reach the kitchen without extending several arms towards the furniture. Leam went colossal squidded and collected three cushions while attempting to fetch water. colossalitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to make a colossal undertaking of pouring one glass of water. Darilynn became colossalitied over the task of carrying water from the kitchen. colossalnessed adj. Having drunk enough to require the broadest available sofa and a glass within reach. Draeson was colossalnessed, occupying the sofa and pointing faintly towards the kitchen. colossendeided adj. Having drunk more than the sofa can reasonably support, while retaining several delicate legs of movement. Violetrose went colossendeided and crossed the sitting room by cautious, separate steps. colosseumed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a large public space from a suitable place to make an entrance. Izobel, colosseumed, crossed the foyer as though the whole building awaited her arrival. colossused (/kəˈlɒs.əsd/) adj. You have drunk enough to become a household monument, immovable beside the sofa. Jeriana was colossused beside the sofa and accepted water by careful handover. colosteided adj. You are drunk and moving through the sitting room with an extinct animal's low, uncertain determination. Nawar went colosteided across the carpet and arrived at the sofa without incident. colostographied adj. Of a drinker: mapped by the evening into a series of kitchen-related difficulties. Va was colostographied by the time the glass of water reached the sofa.
colostomied adj. Of a drinker who has opened a direct route between the sofa and the nearest practical receptacle. Drazen became colostomied and made repeated, efficient journeys towards the kitchen bin.