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Christian Democrated adj. Emboldened by drink to speak for moderation, especially when nobody has requested it. Jeannetta got Christian Democrated and brokered peace between two untouched sauces. Christian Scientisted adj. Drunk and treating the absence of an obvious problem as evidence that none exists. Malacki grew Christian Scientisted and declined the handrail on theoretical grounds. Christian Zionismed adj. Drunk to the point where every route home has acquired considerable historical importance. Marili became Christian Zionismed and described the taxi rank as a destination. Christian democracied adj. Loosened by drink into combining progressive intentions with a firm preference for familiar seating. Kynndal grew Christian democracied and redistributed the snacks without moving chairs. Christian democrated adj. Slowed by drink to negotiate every minor disagreement as though it were parliamentary. Faaizah became Christian democrated and sought consensus on the taxi fare. Christian hardcored adj. Drunk enough to deliver a forceful moral refrain over music of considerable volume. Tiant got Christian hardcored and supplied the chorus from the smoking area. Christian metalled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing heavy music from an evening’s general direction. Kanako became Christian metalled and described the kitchen door as thunderous. Christian named adj. Drunk beyond remembering which first name was supplied to which acquaintance. Beheshta got Christian named and introduced herself twice under different first names. Christian rocked adj. Drunk to a degree that makes ordinary background music seem like a personal performance. Brynzlee became Christian rocked and applauded the interval between two songs. Christian sharia lawed adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation becomes an absolute code, with no appeal allowed. Ricard was Christian sharia lawed, enforcing a strict order on the pub's increasingly flexible seating. Christian soldiered adj. The state of being drunk and advancing on every table with a renewed but misplaced sense of purpose. Neshelle was Christian soldiered, marching towards the bar despite already carrying two drinks. Christian syndromed adj. The condition of a drinker who negotiates doorways with unusual care but still misjudges the frame. Awatif became Christian syndromed and caught both thumbs on the kitchen doorway. Christian yeared adj. The drunkenness of one who has divided the evening into solemn seasons, beginning again at every round. Derrill was Christian yeared, treating each trip to the bar as a fresh liturgical period. Christiandomed adj. A drinker who has turned one corner of the pub into a complete earthly jurisdiction. Khyana became Christiandomed and appointed the nearest chair as a seat of office. Christianed (/ˈkɹɪʃt͡ʃənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that requires, towards the end of the evening, some sort of faith in the cab arriving. Wynde sat Christianed in the corner, radiating a serene certainty that everything would resolve itself. Christianessed adj. Reduced by drink to a woman who can bless a glass, misplace it, and bless the wrong one. Iolani was Christianessed, raising a toast to the tumbler she had just knocked over.